Ever feel lonely like the tree below?

This is what the tree might say if it could talk.

1.  Hello?  Anybody there?

2. I really do not need to be tied down.  I am not going any where.

3. Seriously?  You put me here for what reason?

4. I would rather be in a warm shopping mall with noisy people.

Enjoy!

If you are feeling lonely, please call someone, anyone.