Ever have one of THOSE days?

Well this guy did.  Can you pick the best caption?

1.  This beats a cement bench.

2.  I see’d when I should have saw’d.

3.  Next time I will take my dog for less than a 30 mile hike.

4.  In the dark this looks a lot like my bicycle.

5.  Dude, where’s my car?

6.  I like waking up smelling like pine.

Thanks