About Michael E Kelley

Software geek, speaker, humorist, consultant, writer and futurist.

Build The Wall (Knot) Karaoke Version

When you just have to sing #JimmyFallon style.

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Build A Wall (Knot) By Michael E Kelley

Sung to Wonderwall by Oasis

Today is gonna be the day

That they’re gonna throw a bill at you

By now you should’ve somehow

Realized what you gotta do

I don’t believe that anybody

Feels very good about you now

Backbeat, the word was on the street

That the fire in your heart is out

I’m sure you’ve heard it all before

Until now you always had a doubt

I don’t believe that anybody

Feels very good about you now

And all the roads we have to walk are winding

And all the lights that lead us there are blinding

There are many things that I

Would like to say to you but I don’t know how (twitter)

Because maybe, you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)

And after all, you’re gonna build a wall (knot)

Today was gonna be the day

But they’ll never throw a bill at you

By now you should’ve somehow

Realized what you’ve got to do

I don’t believe that anybody

Feels very good about you now

And all the roads that lead you there are winding

And all the lights that light the way are blinding

There are many things that I

Would like to say to you but I don’t know how (twitter)

I said maybe, you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)

And after all, you’re gonna build a wall (knot)

I said maybe, you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)

And after all, you’re gonna build a wall (knot)

I said maybe, you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)

you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)

you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)

Original Songwriter: Noel Gallagher

Original video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc

Karaoke version:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_EXyGWI9rU

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#AndThatsHowIGotThisScar

#AndThatsHowIGotThisScar aka Do Not Try This At Home.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  What scar?

2.  Which way is my home?

3.  Note to self: Buy a compass.

4.  Should have gone to the #Olympics2018.

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#Syria Soon To Be A Country of Five

#Syria is soon to be a country of five. Today over 250 mostly civilians were killed in the city of #Ghouta as President Bashar al-Assad tries to forcefully gain control of Syria.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  What war?

2.  What game do Syrian children play?  Life

3.  What is the goal in Syria?

4.  Something to think about besides the #Olympics2018.

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Fake #KimJungUn Frees Cheerleaders

As long as they stay in North Korea.

 

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  What is “free”?

2.  What game are we watching?

3.  Note to self: Buy something without USA colors.

4.  Should have gone to the mall before going to the #Olympics2018.

Enjoy!

Thanks to Reuters.

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What Do #Robots and #Camels Share?

When you just gotta compete in a race, the Kuwait’s Annual International Camel Race.

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Select your favorite question.

1.  How do they know where the finish line is?

2.  Does the robot or camel get the trophy?

3.  Does John Mueller have one of these yet?

4.  Did the photographer survive the stampede?

You won’t see this at the #Olympics2018.

Enjoy!

Thanks to Noufal Ibrahim of EPA-EFE.

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#AmericasGotTalent With Judge #Pope

When you just gotta fight for what you believe in.

 

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Select your favorite person.

1.  Howie Mandel on the right.

2.  Simon Cowell on the left.

3.  The #Pope for having the guts to show up.

4.  The photographer for being at the right place at the right time.

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How Watergate Affected #StockMarket

Sometimes you just gotta look at history.  Watergate affected the Dow Jones.

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This chart shows the 1974 recession started months before Nixon resigned.  In fact, about 18 months after the Watergate break in.

Here is more information.

http://time.com/money/4783032/nixon-watergate-stocks-trump-comey/

You have a connection.

1.  Is impeachment gonna hurt?

2.  How often does the DJIA go down?

3.  Was bitcoin a fluke?

4.  Can you say rollercoaster?

Everyone needs the human connection.

 

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#Russians Admit US #Bulldozers Are Best

When you don’t know which bulldozer is the best.

 

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Select your favorite subtitle for this Russian press release photo.

1.  Russians trapped in Kremlin due to snow.

2.  I hate Snow Days.

3.  Putin note to self: Buy more US bulldozers.

4.  Should have gone to the #Olympics2018.

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Thanks to Vasily Maximov, AFP/Getty.

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Buying #Olympics2018 Helmet

When you don’t know what to wear at the #Olympics2018.

 

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I wonder how many people have more than one helmet.

2.  I hate when there are no price tags.

3.  Note to self: Buy matching socks.

4.  Should have gone to the mall before going to the #Olympics2018.

Enjoy!

Thanks to Joerg Koch, EPA-EFE.

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Feel Like #MazeRunner or #LostAgain ?

When you don’t know where you are going or where you have been.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I wonder how many people have been this way before.

2.  I hope the bathroom is close by.

3.  Note to self: Upgrade GPS phone app ASAP.

4.  Should have bought a paper map.

Enjoy!

Thanks to Abedin Taherkenareh, EPA-EFE.

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