About Michael E Kelley

Software geek, speaker, humorist, consultant, writer and futurist.

Fake #KimJungUn Frees Cheerleaders

As long as they stay in North Korea.

 

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  What is “free”?

2.  What game are we watching?

3.  Note to self: Buy something without USA colors.

4.  Should have gone to the mall before going to the #Olympics2018.

Enjoy!

Thanks to Reuters.

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What Do #Robots and #Camels Share?

When you just gotta compete in a race, the Kuwait’s Annual International Camel Race.

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Select your favorite question.

1.  How do they know where the finish line is?

2.  Does the robot or camel get the trophy?

3.  Does John Mueller have one of these yet?

4.  Did the photographer survive the stampede?

You won’t see this at the #Olympics2018.

Enjoy!

Thanks to Noufal Ibrahim of EPA-EFE.

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#AmericasGotTalent With Judge #Pope

When you just gotta fight for what you believe in.

 

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Select your favorite person.

1.  Howie Mandel on the right.

2.  Simon Cowell on the left.

3.  The #Pope for having the guts to show up.

4.  The photographer for being at the right place at the right time.

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How Watergate Affected #StockMarket

Sometimes you just gotta look at history.  Watergate affected the Dow Jones.

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This chart shows the 1974 recession started months before Nixon resigned.  In fact, about 18 months after the Watergate break in.

Here is more information.

http://time.com/money/4783032/nixon-watergate-stocks-trump-comey/

You have a connection.

1.  Is impeachment gonna hurt?

2.  How often does the DJIA go down?

3.  Was bitcoin a fluke?

4.  Can you say rollercoaster?

Everyone needs the human connection.

 

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#Russians Admit US #Bulldozers Are Best

When you don’t know which bulldozer is the best.

 

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Select your favorite subtitle for this Russian press release photo.

1.  Russians trapped in Kremlin due to snow.

2.  I hate Snow Days.

3.  Putin note to self: Buy more US bulldozers.

4.  Should have gone to the #Olympics2018.

Enjoy!

Thanks to Vasily Maximov, AFP/Getty.

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Buying #Olympics2018 Helmet

When you don’t know what to wear at the #Olympics2018.

 

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I wonder how many people have more than one helmet.

2.  I hate when there are no price tags.

3.  Note to self: Buy matching socks.

4.  Should have gone to the mall before going to the #Olympics2018.

Enjoy!

Thanks to Joerg Koch, EPA-EFE.

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Feel Like #MazeRunner or #LostAgain ?

When you don’t know where you are going or where you have been.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I wonder how many people have been this way before.

2.  I hope the bathroom is close by.

3.  Note to self: Upgrade GPS phone app ASAP.

4.  Should have bought a paper map.

Enjoy!

Thanks to Abedin Taherkenareh, EPA-EFE.

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Need #Moisturizer ?

When you don’t know how dry your life can be.

 

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I wonder how many people moisturize.

2.  Can you turn down the volume?

3.  Note to self: Bring personal moisturizer in man purse.

4.  Should have stayed indoors.

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#Mileage Will Vary

When you don’t know how much load you will have.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I always wondered how many people this bike would hold.

2.  Anybody got a plan on how to stop?

3.  Note to self: Brake slowly.

4.  Should have gone with an ATV instead.

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#SilentMajority Is Silent No More

Sometimes you just gotta voice your opinion.  #PeopleWatching #WomensMarch.

 

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Women have been in the news lately.  With #MeToo and #TimesUp and now #WomensMarch.

This silent majority is silent no more.

This is a Progressive group if I ever saw one.

This could explain the recent election upsets in several national and state elections where Republican incumbents were upset by Democrats.

I would not be surprised to see a lot more coming in the next year.

One sign in one of today’s marches said, “Grab ’em in the midterms”.

So stayed tune for #Midterms.

 

 

Thanks to Ainara Tiefenthaler of New York Times.

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