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Sell The US Postal Service

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The US Federal Debt could use the cash.

Why is the US Government in the delivery business?

Why do I have 4 delivery trucks driving down my street every day but I have to walk to the mailbox to get my mail?

Here is an idea.

  1. All the delivery services deliver packages to a local Post Office before noon.
  2. Post Office sorts the packages.
  3. Post Office delivers the packages and mail in the afternoon.

As a result, the gas of 3 delivery trucks is saved which helps the environment.

Oh, and I do not have to walk to the mailbox.

#SantaOnceToldMe He Has Helpers

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When you just gotta have help delivering 3,214,521,872 presents.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I can’t wait to get this over with.

2.  I can’t wait to see the looks on their faces.

3.  I should have bought my cousin’s moped.

4.  Crap, I think I forgot the address again.

Enjoy!

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