Nothing Says Christmas Like Torturing A Dog


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#SantaOnceToldMe He Has Helpers

When you just gotta have help delivering 3,214,521,872 presents.


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1.  I can’t wait to get this over with.

2.  I can’t wait to see the looks on their faces.

3.  I should have bought my cousin’s moped.

4.  Crap, I think I forgot the address again.


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Lonely Tree Speaks Its Mind

Ever feel lonely like the tree below?


This is what the tree might say if it could talk.

1.  Hello?  Anybody there?

2. I really do not need to be tied down.  I am not going any where.

3. Seriously?  You put me here for what reason?

4. I would rather be in a warm shopping mall with noisy people.


If you are feeling lonely, please call someone, anyone.