#WhereIsWaldoNow ? Waldo Takes on God-like Status

Remember Waldo and his red and white striped shirt?

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He is everywhere.

 

Here at a National Rugby Indigenous All-Star game, players pay homage to Waldo.

Sorry.  Waldo was not there.

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Thanks to Darren Pateman of the European Pressphot Agency.

#WhereIsWaldoNow ? #OmgItWasOnlyADream #BadSanta

Remember Waldo and his red and white striped shirt?

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Can you find him in this colorful picture?

 

Over 7,000 members of the public dressed as Santa and participated in the Santa Dash in Glasgow, Scotland.

Sorry.  Waldo was not there.

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Thanks to Jeff Mitchell of Getty Images.

Searching for #Freedom

When you know you are close.

 

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Select your favorite caption for the Statute of Liberty.

1.  Thanks for the red scarf.  I was thinking my outfit was kind of plain.

2.  Shoot. I think I grabbed the kaleidoscope by mistake.

3.  Maybe if I put down this ball of yarn, I could focus better.

4.  Don’t you hate it when birds try to sit on you?

5.  What were we looking for again?

Enjoy!

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All Hands Meeting

Don’t you love these kinds of meetings?

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Just one more and that will do it.

2.  I can’t believe I went to a 4 year college for this.

3.  Maybe we should play that song, you know, “Red Hands”?

4.  How do I get out of here without knocking some over?

Enjoy!

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Part of National Reconciliation Week 2016, the ‘Sea of Hands’ installation is for Australians to reflect on Australias national identity and the place of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander histories and cultures in the nations story. Thanks to William West/AFP/Getty Images for the photograph.

Cap’n Crunch Crunch Berries Convention

As Crunch Berries breakfast cereal is becoming more popular …

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So are more Crunch Berries Caps.

Also more people are demanding that Quaker Oats continue to sell boxes of pure Crunch Berries.

Oh.  Sorry to interrupt.  I have just been told this is NOT a Crunch Berries Convention but instead is a meeting of Catholic Bishops.

Never mind!

In memory of Gilda Radner.

Thanks to Alessandra Tarantino of AP.

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#Monkey See Monkey Get

This little guy has his mind made up.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Swrwy pfft da bwnna dun nt nwdy ga hit.

2.  Slowly put the banana down and nobody gets hurt.

3.  I trained with these knives for 3 years.  Now I want to get paid.

4.  I ran out of gum so I chew on the red handle instead.

Enjoy!

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Romans Lend Me Your … Attention

Do you ever seek attention and get none?

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Darn helmet is too tight.

2. Were we supposed to do the reenactment this Tuesday or next Tuesday?

3. Oh crap.  I forgot about Daylight Savings Time.

4. That shadow better not be Goliath.

Enjoy!

The Assassination of Political Robocalls

Sick of robocalls?  Then you will appreciate my new book entitled “The Assassination of Political Robocalls.”  This futuristic murder mystery features several plot twists.

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WHO SHOT THE PRESIDENT?

The year is 2034 and people are celebrating the 20th Anniversary of The Amendment.  Suddenly the President is shot.

THIS IS YOUR FUTURE!

This must-read book features over 55 predictions for the future. How many will you find and how many will come true?

To learn more about this exciting book and to get a copy, go to the following website.

http://www.lulu.com/shop/michael-kelley/the-assassination-of-political-robocalls/hardcover/product-21119862.html

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Cardinal Conclave’s Concise Conciliatory Conclusion

They did it.  After a day of discussions, arguing and farmisht, they did it.

Yes They decided that the new Pope will be a man!

At the end of the second day they agreed on a new pope.  Argentina’s Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio will be the new pope to represent the world’s Catholics.

Compared to the conclave, Bergoglio took very little time to decide to be known as Pope Francis.

Rumor has it he chose Francis because of Francis Bacon and “he always liked bacon.”