Cardinal Conclave’s Concise Conciliatory Conclusion

They did it.  After a day of discussions, arguing and farmisht, they did it.

Yes They decided that the new Pope will be a man!

At the end of the second day they agreed on a new pope.  Argentina’s Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio will be the new pope to represent the world’s Catholics.

Compared to the conclave, Bergoglio took very little time to decide to be known as Pope Francis.

Rumor has it he chose Francis because of Francis Bacon and “he always liked bacon.”