1. Find CHOPSTICKS that work. For food, not flies.
2. Start an internet casting site dedicated to COMEDY films, tv shows and radio programs. Call it COMEDYCATION. Get it? A commingling of the words comedy, communication, and medication. Because humor is the best medicine.
3. Learn how to JUGGLE.
4. Pass some kind of US CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT to a.) limit and expose campaign financing, b.) limit human rights to humans not corporations, or c.) both.
5. Invent GUM that won’t stick to desks.
6. Start the AMERICAN MAJORITY PARTY that votes based on the results of at least 2 national polls.