Bubble Gum and Baseball Captions

Here is a whopper of a bubble by Bobby Abreu. Which is your favorite caption?


1. I was hoping to intimidate the pitcher.  Next time I will pop it at the plate.

2. I dedicate this pink rose to my Mom.

3. Let’s see my competition do this.

4. I hope I didn’t scare anybody.

5. I am able to do this because I played trumpet in grade school.

6. Next time I will shave first.  This could get messy.

Thanks to Getty Images, Bobby Abreu and my followers.