Cap’n Crunch Crunch Berries Convention

As Crunch Berries breakfast cereal is becoming more popular …

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So are more Crunch Berries Caps.

Also more people are demanding that Quaker Oats continue to sell boxes of pure Crunch Berries.

Oh.  Sorry to interrupt.  I have just been told this is NOT a Crunch Berries Convention but instead is a meeting of Catholic Bishops.

Never mind!

In memory of Gilda Radner.

Thanks to Alessandra Tarantino of AP.

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North Korea Cuts Off Pizza Hotline

South Korea was in shock today when they learned they could no longer order pizza over the phone.

This action has increased the tensions between the two Korean countries which are already heightened due to recent launches of test missiles by both.

President Obama, when asked about his thoughts of the cutoff, remarked, “What a shame.  I really like pizza.”

Oh, my. We have just received word that the hotline was not a pizza hotline but a Red Cross hotline.  Well what do you know.  There are two kinds of hotlines.

As Gilda Radner famously said, “Never mind.”