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When you feel like breaking a record, just remember …



This is a 1.1 mile long 16 inch wide margherita pizza made in Naples, Italy.

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Can I get a free slice?.

2.  Can I get wine with a slice?.

3.  Can I jump over the pizza to get to the water’s edge?

4.  How many people have stepped in the pizza so far?

5.  Did you also set a record for longest roll of aluminum foil?


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Thanks to Ciro Fusco, European Pressphoto Agency.

North Korea Cuts Off Pizza Hotline

South Korea was in shock today when they learned they could no longer order pizza over the phone.

This action has increased the tensions between the two Korean countries which are already heightened due to recent launches of test missiles by both.

President Obama, when asked about his thoughts of the cutoff, remarked, “What a shame.  I really like pizza.”

Oh, my. We have just received word that the hotline was not a pizza hotline but a Red Cross hotline.  Well what do you know.  There are two kinds of hotlines.

As Gilda Radner famously said, “Never mind.”