#WhyICantBeAVampire – Water

That is correct.  Water.

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Here is why.

1.  Water is wet and I am from Arizona, one of the driest places in the Universe.

2.  Water ruins my paperwork and us vampires have a lot of it.

3.  Sure I enjoyed skimboarding in Phoenix streets after a rain, but I could fall and break something at my age.

4.  Water has been known to dilute blood!

There you go. Enjoy!

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Special thanks to Francisco Seco of AP.

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