#FridayFeeling Surely You #Joust

When you just gotta dress up before you go out on the town

 

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  If only my sister-in-law could see me now.

2.  I love how this burlap breathes.

3.  What’s the broom for?

4.  Do these pants make me look bowlegged?

Enjoy!

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Special thanks to Thomas Delley of European Pressphoto Agency.

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#FridayFeeling Canoeing in #LARain

When you just gotta beat the traffic at any cost.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  If only my sister-in-law Lynn could see me now.

2.  I love the outdoors.

3.  This moisture is great for my complexion.

4.  I should have bought my Uncle’s motorboat after all.

5.  Crap, I think I left my keys on my desk.

Enjoy!

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Special thanks to Johnny Molloy.

#WhyICantBeAVampire – Water

That is correct.  Water.

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Here is why.

1.  Water is wet and I am from Arizona, one of the driest places in the Universe.

2.  Water ruins my paperwork and us vampires have a lot of it.

3.  Sure I enjoyed skimboarding in Phoenix streets after a rain, but I could fall and break something at my age.

4.  Water has been known to dilute blood!

There you go. Enjoy!

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Special thanks to Francisco Seco of AP.

#Interesting – Lonely Guy Speaks His Mind

Ever feel like the only survivor after a rainstorm?

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This is what this little guy might say.

1.  Where is everybody?

2. I love the crisp, clean air.

3. Crap.  I should have turned off my sprinklers.

4. I better go inside before my legs get wet and crumple up.

Enjoy!

If you are feeling lonely, please call someone, anyone.

The National Lifeline number is (800) 273-8255.

 

Now What

Ever achieve something and then wonder now what?

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I wonder where this pipe goes?

2. Good thing I brought a rope.  Oh, crap.  Where is my rope?

3. Oh, oh.  I just saw a pair of eyes inside.

4. I really hated to lose that boogie board.

Enjoy!

Bad Hair Day

Ever have one of those days?

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I’m stylin’. I’m stylin’.

2. I hate when it rains right after a perm.

3. Beach fever. Beach fever. We know how to do it.

4. Let’s see the Shaggy Dog do this.

Enjoy!

Can You Name The Water Caption?

Take a closer look at this picture.  Can you name the correct caption?

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Here are the choices.  Please pick your favorite.

1. City decided they needed more waterfalls.

2. City trying to be the Niagara Falls of California.

3. City wanted more surfing downtown close to shops.

4. City wanted to create 6 more jobs and lower unemployment rate.

5. City did not want new Pavillion flooded after record rain.

6. Pavillion removes water after ice rink melts.

7. Toilets backup after Chris Christie visits Pavillion.

8. Squeegee company demonstrates newest model.

Hope you enjoyed this.  Thanks to LA Times.

Oh, It’s A Jolly Holiday With Mar…..ines

Our apologies to Walt Disney, Dick Van Dyke and of course Julie Andrews of Mary Poppins fame.  We couldn’t help but equate the umbrella and Mar…ine to a famous song.

Was a Marine Holding an Umbrella Over President Obama a Breech of Uniform Protocol

Some in the press questioned whether the Marine in the picture had broken protocol.  http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/05/17/was-it-against-uniform-protocol-for-the-marine-to-hold-obamas-umbrella/

To which, President Obama invited all Marines and the Turkish Prime Minister to a tea and umbrella party.

President Barack Obama and Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan.

Mary Poppins would be very proud of him.