#TellAUselessLie – No One Fears Bulls

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When you are just too busy or too mellow to be scared.

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I can’t wait to finish reading this Fifty Shades book.

2.  I should have brought some baseball equipment.

3.  I should have brought an ice chest full of drinks to sell.

4.  I feel kind of mellow.  Do you smell marijuana?

Enjoy!

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Special thanks to Samuel Kubani of AFP/Getty Images.

This is a Bunch of Bull

No I am not talking about this website.  I mean this bull.

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Here are some possible captions for this bullfighter.  What is your favorite?

1. Note to self: Don’t wear pajamas in the ring.

2. Is this what my boss meant by taking the bull by the horns?

3. If I complete a somersault, maybe I won’t get hurt.

4. I should have worn Levis.

5. This is gonna leave a mark.

6. Now I wish I had paid my medical insurance premium.

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This Makes Rush Hour Seem Tame

 

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Yes, the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain can make your traffic nightmare seem dreamy.  (Thanks to Jesus Diges.)

Okay you can go back to your easy listening radio channel.  And remember no “drexting” aka driving and texting at the same time.