Koch Brothers Spent Millions To Prove Moon Hoax

The Koch brothers are determined to reduce Government waste including NASA.

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How did they do it?  By spending millions to interview current and former NASA employees and officials.  They sent teams of paid employees to search all of NASA facilities especially the Johnson Space Center where stages were supposedly set up to test space suits and moon equipment.

On the grounds of the Johnson Space Center, two stages were found to house thousands of dollars of video and sound equipment and several scenes like those recorded during moon landings.  They even found a stiff American flag.

A box of video outtakes was found which had very good quality sound and video.  This proves that the quality was intentionally made worse to simulate the long distance the video would have to travel.

Xylophones wrapped in aluminum were found which purportedly were used to provide feedback and muffled sounds to make the recordings seem distant like.  All of this has come to light thanks to the Koch brothers and their vast wealth.  Now the Koch Brothers intend to use it to discredit NASA and eliminate it once and for all.  HOAX indeed.

NASA Wants To Change Name To LASSO

The new acronym would stand for the Lasso Asteroids Space System Organization or better yet the Lasso Asteroids Space System for Obama.  Which do you like better?

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The new organization’s main purpose is to fly an Orion spacecraft with an astronaut aboard to an asteroid, perform a tethering maneuver and tow the asteroid home.

CBS News has also learned that the new organization, LASSO, is seeking permission  to use its technology to lift Louie Anderson of the Splash show out of the pool.

Scientists agree this is better than having NASA wait around for the next President named Kennedy to give them a goal.