#WhatMakesMeABadass Is Telepathic Rock Tossing

When you have to move mountains but have a bad back.

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1.  The hills are alive, with the sound of boulders.

2.  Edelweiss.   Edelweiss.   FLOWERS LOOK OUT!

3.  Climb every mountain. Ford every stream.

4.  Sixteen going on seventeen boulders!

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#IWillBeOkayAsSoonAs I Eat

When you just gotta have something to eat.

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1.  I am sick of eating healthy.  Especially flowers.

2.  I can’t wait to eat your bananas.

3.  And don’t expect me to scratch your back in return.

4.  Crap, my hair is a mess.  I should have used conditioner.

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Special thanks to Ishara Kidkara of AFP/Getty Images.