When you love something so much, you can’t let it go.
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. Who knew monkeys liked bowling.
2. When your mattress is failing you, anything will do.
3. The latest in monkey exercise: Monkey Pilates.
4. This little guy just likes the color yellow.
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Special thanks to Michael Probst of AP.
I sometimes see myself in a totally different light than others.
My wife puts up with me despite the following:
o Losing money in the stock market.
o Misplacing my checkbook.
o Trying to be funny.
o Taking on too much.
Who would have known.
Hope you all have/had a great Valentines Day!
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This is the Federal Reserve Board (Fed) Chairwoman, Janet Yellen.
She probably doesn’t dance like she used to, but she still gets around.
Pick your favorite caption to go with this photo.
1. I have 5 grandkids. How many do you have?
2. You know the cop on the Monopoly board that sticks his hand out and says, “Go to jail”? Well, I am nothing like him.
3. Congress, you silly old goats, will you stop harassing me?
4. Let’s make a deal. I will not increase interest rates for 5 months in exchange for less harassment.
5. We give you five five mints in one. You know, five money printing presses in one country.
You have to hand it to Janet, she has a nice smile.
Have a great day!
Can you name the correct caption?
Here are the choices. Please pick your favorite.
1. Ay, caramba!
2. This world sucks! I need to find a new one.
3. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
4. I guess I shouldn’t have put those fireworks in my back pocket and sat on the stove.
5. Springsteen, I’m on fire!
6. I’m burnin’ for you! No, not you. You.
Hope you enjoyed this. Thanks to Elan Lee and crew.
His Mom served burnt toast , but he was shocked when his Dad told this story.
“When I was about eight or nine, my Mom burnt some toast . One night what stood out in my mind was when she had made dinner for us after a very long and rough day at work. She placed a plate of jam and extremely burned toast in front of my Dad. Not slightly burnt but completely blackened toast. I was just waiting to see if anyone noticed the burnt toast and would say anything. But Dad just ate his toast and asked me if I did my homework and how my day was. I don’t remember what I told him that night, but I do remember hearing my Mom apologizing to Dad for burning the toast. And I’ll never forget what he said:
‘Sweetie, I love burnt toast.’
Later that night, I went to tell my Dad good night and ask him if he really liked his toast burned. He put his arm on my shoulder and said, ‘Your Mom put in a very long day at work today and she was very tired. And besides, a burnt toast never hurt anyone. But you know what does? Harsh words!’
Then he continued to say ‘You know, life is full of imperfect things and imperfect people I’m not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like every other human. What I’ve learned over the years, is that learning to accept each others faults and choosing to celebrate each other’s differences, is one of the most important keys for creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship. Life is too short to wake up with regrets. Love the people who treat you right and have compassion for the ones who don’t.’ “
Enjoy Life Now.
Thanks to Victoria Potter and Tes Gold for sharing.
Michael E Kelley 