Climate Change Contest – Pick Door #1 or Door #2

Arnold Schwarzenegger posted a note on Facebook on Monday.

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He made a very good point about climate change and renewable energy: It really doesn’t matter what you believe.  Here is what he said.

There are two doors. Behind Door Number One is a completely sealed room, with a regular, gasoline-fueled car. Behind Door Number Two is an identical, completely sealed room, with an electric car. Both engines are running full blast.

I want you to pick a door to open, and enter the room and shut the door behind you. You have to stay in the room you choose for one hour. You cannot turn off the engine. You do not get a gas mask.

I’m guessing you chose the Door Number Two, with the electric car, right? Door number one is a fatal choice – who would ever want to breathe those fumes?

It’s a strong point, but even more importantly, it’s a bipartisan point.

Here is the real deal.  You pick a door and we agree to never argue about climate change again. Agreed?

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[Thanks to ThinkProgress.org and to Arnold.]

Udder Madness

Ever have one of those INFORMATION OVERLOAD days?

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Why do these judges always have cold hands?

2.  Mister, you have 5 seconds before I kick!

3.  Can’t you guys move on to the cow chip throwing contest?

4.  Oh!  Oh!  I feel a chocolate shake coming on.

Enjoy!

Pick The Bubble Boy Caption

Take a look at this picture.  Can you pick your favorite caption?

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Here are the choices.  Please pick your favorite.

1. Whew! It smells like a men’s locker room in here.

2. Is that the edge of the cliff behind me?

3. Maybe someone should have put air holes in this thing.

4. Is my time up yet?  I am more phobic than I thought.

5. Does this come with a barf bag?

6. I am definitely taking a shower and washing my clothes after this.

7. If this thing pops, do I get a refund?

Hope you enjoyed this.

Pick The White House Caption

Here is the May USA Today Caption Contest photo.  Can you pick the best caption?

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Here are the choices.  Please pick your favorite.

1. I hear White House security is still having issues.

2. Looks like one of the tourists got lost.

3. Don’t just stand there get me Bill on the phone!

4. I have this feeling I am being stalked.

5. Let’s see what my successor can do with that mess.

Hope you enjoyed this.  Thanks to USA Today and Mike Smith.

Stop In the Name of Love

This is the Federal Reserve Board (Fed) Chairwoman, Janet Yellen.

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She probably doesn’t dance like she used to, but she still gets around.

Pick your favorite caption to go with this photo.

1. I have 5 grandkids.  How many do you have?

2. You know the cop on the Monopoly board that sticks his hand out and says, “Go to jail”?  Well, I am nothing like him.

3. Congress, you silly old goats, will you stop harassing me?

4. Let’s make a deal.  I will not increase interest rates for 5 months in exchange for less harassment.

5. We give you five five mints in one. You know, five money printing presses in one country.

You have to hand it to Janet, she has a nice smile.

Have a great day!

 

Pick the Exploding Kitten Caption

Can you name the correct caption?

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Here are the choices.  Please pick your favorite.

1. Ay, caramba!

2. This world sucks!  I need to find a new one.

3. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

4. I guess I shouldn’t have put those fireworks in my back pocket and sat on the stove.

5. Springsteen, I’m on fire!

6. I’m burnin’ for you!  No, not you. You.

Hope you enjoyed this.  Thanks to Elan Lee and crew.

 

Can You Name The Office Caption?

Take a closer look at this picture.  Can you name the correct caption?

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Here are the choices.  Please pick your favorite.

1. Pinata time!

2. Ring around the rosie!

3. Just the fax, man.

4. This is the last time this printer/fax machine jams.

5. To the moon, Alice!

6. Thank goodness we have 20 other 30 year-old printers.

7. I love my job. I love my job.

Hope you enjoyed this.  Thanks to MarketWatch.com and Office Space.