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Shootout at the #Kavanaugh OK Corral
Wednesday features Dr. Ford aka Wonder Woman versus the GOP at the #Kavanaugh OK (boys will be boys) Corral. The GOP will continue its quest to rush their candidate into the US Supreme Court.
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. Should sexual assault be treated as “he said vs she said”?
2. Should sexual assault claims be fully investigated?
3. Should perpetrators be punished 30 years later?
4. Will #MeToo and #Kavanaugh be the turning point for sexual assault morality?
Give your views on Twitter at #MeTooMorality
Stay tuned!
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Build The Wall (Knot) Karaoke Version
When you just have to sing #JimmyFallon style.
Build A Wall (Knot) By Michael E Kelley
Sung to Wonderwall by Oasis
Today is gonna be the day
That they’re gonna throw a bill at you
By now you should’ve somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don’t believe that anybody
Feels very good about you now
Backbeat, the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I’m sure you’ve heard it all before
Until now you always had a doubt
I don’t believe that anybody
Feels very good about you now
And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don’t know how (twitter)
Because maybe, you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)
And after all, you’re gonna build a wall (knot)
Today was gonna be the day
But they’ll never throw a bill at you
By now you should’ve somehow
Realized what you’ve got to do
I don’t believe that anybody
Feels very good about you now
And all the roads that lead you there are winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don’t know how (twitter)
I said maybe, you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)
And after all, you’re gonna build a wall (knot)
I said maybe, you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)
And after all, you’re gonna build a wall (knot)
I said maybe, you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)
you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)
you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)
Original Songwriter: Noel Gallagher
Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc
Karaoke version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_EXyGWI9rU
Enjoy!
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#AndThatsHowIGotThisScar
#AndThatsHowIGotThisScar aka Do Not Try This At Home.
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. What scar?
2. Which way is my home?
3. Note to self: Buy a compass.
4. Should have gone to the #Olympics2018.
Enjoy!
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Fake #KimJungUn Frees Cheerleaders
As long as they stay in North Korea.
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1. What is “free”?
2. What game are we watching?
3. Note to self: Buy something without USA colors.
4. Should have gone to the mall before going to the #Olympics2018.
Enjoy!
Thanks to Reuters.
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What Do #Robots and #Camels Share?
When you just gotta compete in a race, the Kuwait’s Annual International Camel Race.
Select your favorite question.
1. How do they know where the finish line is?
2. Does the robot or camel get the trophy?
3. Does John Mueller have one of these yet?
4. Did the photographer survive the stampede?
You won’t see this at the #Olympics2018.
Enjoy!
Thanks to Noufal Ibrahim of EPA-EFE.
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#AmericasGotTalent With Judge #Pope
When you just gotta fight for what you believe in.
Select your favorite person.
1. Howie Mandel on the right.
2. Simon Cowell on the left.
3. The #Pope for having the guts to show up.
4. The photographer for being at the right place at the right time.
Enjoy!
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#Russians Admit US #Bulldozers Are Best
When you don’t know which bulldozer is the best.
Select your favorite subtitle for this Russian press release photo.
1. Russians trapped in Kremlin due to snow.
2. I hate Snow Days.
3. Putin note to self: Buy more US bulldozers.
4. Should have gone to the #Olympics2018.
Enjoy!
Thanks to Vasily Maximov, AFP/Getty.
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Buying #Olympics2018 Helmet
When you don’t know what to wear at the #Olympics2018.
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1. I wonder how many people have more than one helmet.
2. I hate when there are no price tags.
3. Note to self: Buy matching socks.
4. Should have gone to the mall before going to the #Olympics2018.
Enjoy!
Thanks to Joerg Koch, EPA-EFE.
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Feel Like #MazeRunner or #LostAgain ?
When you don’t know where you are going or where you have been.
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1. I wonder how many people have been this way before.
2. I hope the bathroom is close by.
3. Note to self: Upgrade GPS phone app ASAP.
4. Should have bought a paper map.
Enjoy!
Thanks to Abedin Taherkenareh, EPA-EFE.
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