Obama Uses New Stealth Golf Cart

Obama, shown below, steps into the latest US technology on his summer vacation.


The $90 million prototype features a 4 foot high translucent screen that surrounds the cart which is equipped with a silent electric motor.  Many tiny cameras, strategically placed around the cart, project the scenery to the opposite side to make the cart invisible.

Press Secretary, Jay Carney, said, “The stealth features of the cart and its mobility are better than a Harry Potter invisibility cloak.”

The President was enjoying his vacation and the new invention until a golfer did not see the cart and blasted a tee shot into one of the screens.  That prompted Obama to quip, “We’ll have to work on bullet proof screens next.”  The President’s comment resulted in a 10% jump in the futures price of bullet proof commodities.

Rumors are circling that Halliburton wants to purchase 100 of the stealth carts for their petroleum engineers in Iraq even though nobody has seen a petroleum engineer in Iraq in 3 years.

Kim Jung and Obama Play Ping Pong

Okay not physically. Not like what Nixon and Kissinger did to open relations with China.  We are talking about verbal ping pong.  It all started when Obama made sure he had bigger binoculars.  NEWS ALERT – KIM GETS NEW BINOCULARS – See below.



Several days ago President Obama visited the Korean demilitarized zone and said, “It’s like looking across 50 years into a country that has missed 40 years or 50 years of progress.”  For more information see the following website. http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2012/03/Obama-Issues-North-Korea-Warning-Relatively-Safe-Distance/50301/

North Korea announced “the time has come to settle accounts with the US imperialists.”  See the following for more details. http://www.presstv.ir/usdetail/295615.html

US Defense Secretary Hagel admitted that “several B-2 bombers dropped dummy bombs on a South Korea island.”  Here is more: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/mar/28/b-2-stealth-bombers-drill-south-korea-defense-secr/

North Korea stated through it news agency that it has entered a “state of war” with South Korea as seen at the following website. http://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-issued-ultimate-definite-last-totally-final-022720835.html

Now North Korea has stated it has approved a nuclear attack on the United States.  Here are details. http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/north-korea-gives-final-approval-for-nuclear-attack-on-united-states/story-fnd134gw-1226612136732

White House Petition

The US has responded to aggressive talk by the North Koreans by further participating in drills with South Korea, positioning ships in the area and beefing up defenses in Guam.

We need to balance that strong defense with political gestures.  The perfect gesture is to mail 2 NY Knicks Tickets to the homes of the Supreme Leader Kim Jung Un and His Generals.  This way they know we know their home addresses and at the same time offer a gift to resume talks.  Please sign the petition at https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/reduce-n-korea-tensions-mailing-2-ny-knicks-tickets-homes-kim-jung-un-and-his-generals/4lYgFmxH



We will monitor this tense situation and see if Kim Jong Un gets his NY Knicks tickets..