#ApocalypsePersonalAds – Front Seat For Sale

When you just gotta sell an opportunity of a lifetime.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I can’t wait to get out of this place.

2.  I should have bought my large Uncle’s minivan after all.

3.  Crap, I should have brought my zombie axe.

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Special thanks to Wang He of Getty Images.

#AnxietyIn5Words – I Can’t Find A Bathroom

When you just gotta cry and something else.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Why are there no bathrooms here?

2.  Why did I have that extra jar of mashed carrots?

3.  I should have brought my crying towel.

4.  I want my mommie!

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When #ScienceMarch Is Not Good

When you love a parade but NOT this kind.

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1.  What do I do if there is a crack in my goggles?

2.  Where is the bus? It’s 110 degrees in here!

3.  Hey, Didn’t you hear that tennis shoes are not allowed?

4.  Talk about a hazardous spill,  I should have gone to the bathroom earlier.

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#WhateverYouDoDont Swim In Swan Lake

When you just gotta go for a swim even if the swans don’t want you to.

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1.  I wish Santa and his elves would go back to the North Pole pool.

2.  I can’t wait to exchange those feather pillows for foam ones.

3.  Crap, I think he scared away all the fish.

4.  I should have gone to Florida after all.

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Special thanks to Andy Rain of European Pressphoto Agency.

#ItsAWonderfulLife If You Are A Mermaid

When you just gotta dry your fins out.

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1.  I can’t wait to open our Fins R Us store.

2.  Did you see that cute boy at the pier?

3.  I wish we had some Cheetos.

4.  I thought you brought the sun block.

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Special thanks to CP Tesson of European Pressphoto Agency.

Otter Happiness

When you just gotta give more than you get.

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Special thanks to Arne Dedert DPA AP.

#SantaOnceToldMe He Has Helpers

When you just gotta have help delivering 3,214,521,872 presents.

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1.  I can’t wait to get this over with.

2.  I can’t wait to see the looks on their faces.

3.  I should have bought my cousin’s moped.

4.  Crap, I think I forgot the address again.

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Special thanks to Rhona Wise of AFP/Getty Images.

#WhereIsWaldoNow ? #OmgItWasOnlyADream #BadSanta

Remember Waldo and his red and white striped shirt?

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Can you find him in this colorful picture?

 

Over 7,000 members of the public dressed as Santa and participated in the Santa Dash in Glasgow, Scotland.

Sorry.  Waldo was not there.

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Thanks to Jeff Mitchell of Getty Images.

#ImThePosterChildFor Accidents

When you just gotta admit you are accident-prone.

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1.  I can’t wait to discover the world.

2.  I can’t wait for these reporters to stop talking.

3.  I am hungry.  Where can I get a burger around here?

4.  Crap, I think I may have just gotten a black eye.

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#QuestionsIOftenAsk – Have You Seen My Glasses?

When you just gotta find something you lost.

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And then my keys

And then my cell phone.

 

And then my favorite Sponge Bob T-shirt.

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