#WeBelieveYou When You Predict Robots Taking Over

Another career on the line!  Robot palm reader.

robot_fortune_teller

What is your favorite caption for this photo?

1.  Your palm says you will live long life and then die.

2.  Stop it!  Ticklish I am.

3.  You will have 3 <click> thousand <click> kids. Sorry. No thousand.

4.  Who does your nails?

Enjoy!

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#NationalSiblingDay for Twins

Can you tell which is the oldest twin?

twins

What is your favorite caption for this photo?

1.  I am the oldest so I get to eat first.

2.  But I ate last, last time.

3.  Oh yeah, well I can sing for my food.

4.  That is not fair. I am the dancer of the family and now I am stuck in this chair.

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#FridayFeeling

Peek-a-boo!

peekaboo

What is your favorite caption for this photo?

1.  Some people can’t wait for the previous showing to end.

2.  Is the Queen in there?

3.  They never give you enough time for a decent theatre potty break.

4.  Holy crap!  Darth Vader is the father!

Enjoy!

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Pick The Funny Oscar Caption

The Academy Awards were great. Here is Oprah’s big moment.

oprah_lego_oscar

Now can you pick the funniest caption for her big moment.

1. I finally won my own Oscar!

2. What?  The Lego Movie song, Everything is Awesome, didn’t win?

3. Hey, this is yellow, not gold!

4. So this is not a real Oscar?

5. This is just the temporary one right?

6. Awesome!  They want me for the Lego Movie 2!

7. Get outta here!  No I mean get out of here!

Thanks for participating.

Why Are We Possessed With Zombies and The Dead?

The IMDb database for movies and television shows has 840 shows just for zombies and 6779 shows involving death.

zombie

“HELP!  I can’t watch all those shows by myself!”

Could anyone but Leonard Maltin possibly watch all of them?

Even angels appear in only 357 shows and a fairy in only 140.  I am paraphrasing but Woody Allen said the only constant was death and taxes. Despite that taxes are only found in 151 shows. 

Looks like nobody got over the excitement, fear, and anxiousness of mysterious creatures under our beds and in our closets when we were kids.  Mercer Mayer and his children’s books involving the little Monsters made Monsters seem fun.

Now we can’t get enough of them.

My all time favorite show is Zombieland with Woody Harrelson. That is the one with a zillion Twinkies.

twinkies

The thought of Zombies after every Twinkie purchase is probably what killed Hostess.

May every Twinkie and Zombie die or live in peace.