#ImAtThatAge Where 1 Calorie Causes Bloating

When you just gotta eat despite the consequences.

 

In the famous words of Britney Spears, “Oops! I did it again!”

 

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#ReasonNotToDateMe – Selling Pancakes with My Face

When you just gotta sell something to afford a date.

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1.  Butter up!

2.  This may pull you into my maple world.

3.  Sorry.  No chocolate chip off the old block.

4.  You’re bacon me crazy!

Enjoy!

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Special thanks to Erik S. Lessor of European Pressphoto Agency.

Twinkies Are The Ultimate Zombie

They’re ba-ack!

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Production of Twinkies will resume July 2013.  Yippee!

They didn’t really have to come back to life so soon.  The last batch of 2012 Twinkies has a shelf life of 20 years.

Add Soy Sauce to List of Things to Avoid

Okay.  Maybe that is going too far.  More like add it to a list of things to take in moderation as part of a modern nation.

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Recently a young man, on a dare, swallowed a quart of regular soy sauce and almost died from too much salt.  This is almost as bad as a heaping spoon of cinnamon.

You probably already have a list of things to avoid including:  sugar, salt, fat, fast food, and anything that is still moving.

So next time grab for the low salt green bottle.  If you do not have a list, you better get started or your significant other will do it for you.  Because that list may include avoiding your favorite foods.