Fortune Features Final Phrase

The Fortune Cookie manufacturer has run out of fortunes.

fortune_cookie_mom

 

Enjoy!

P.S. Call your Mom.

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When Are Fortune Cookies Faulty?

I got a fortune cookie the other day with an expiration date.

Fortune cookies

Fortune cookies

No not the cookie.

I mean the fortune.

Well sort of.

 

The fortune

said the following:

THE SKY’S THE LIMIT – THIS MONTH

Well the kicker is I got the cookie on the 15th.  So I really only have 16 days to cash it in.

Now what should I do, buy or risk?  Hmmmmmm …  to be continued.