The Fortune Cookie manufacturer has run out of fortunes.
P.S. Call your Mom.
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Or at least that is what my Mother told me.
Here Malia Obama learns what happens when you cross your eyes for too long.
It becomes permanent.
Notice the two kids in the bottom of the picture. They freaked out when they looked into Malia’s eyes. They will never be the same.
Here is my caption that I submitted to opinion.usatoday.com.
“I am trying to earn enough to move out by Independence Day or, my Mom says, there will be fireworks.”