#WednesdayWisdom Fashion Week

When you just gotta have the latest fashion.

stripes

Select your favorite text message.

1.  MOM:  You have exceeded your fashion budget.

2.  AMAZON:  Your Zebra has been backordered.  Thanks for shopping with us.

3.  BILL MURRAY: My Stripes movie was funnier.

4.  VOGUE: FLASH!  Stripes are out.  Plaids are in!

Enjoy!

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Fortune Features Final Phrase

The Fortune Cookie manufacturer has run out of fortunes.

fortune_cookie_mom

 

Enjoy!

P.S. Call your Mom.

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Warning: Doing Something Too Long May Become Permanent

Or at least that is what my Mother told me.

malia_cross_eyed

Here Malia Obama learns what happens when you cross your eyes for too long.

It becomes permanent.

Notice the two kids in the bottom of the picture.  They freaked out when they looked into Malia’s eyes.  They will never be the same.