Tag Archives: Humor

#IShouldGetAMedalFor Hanging Around

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When you are really good at something, you should stick with it.

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That’s right.  I hang around a lot, all the time.

1.  In my car. Waiting for my morning coffee.

2.  On the phone.  Waiting for my favorite government agency to get to my call.

3.  By the bathroom of the baseball stadium.  Waiting for a stall.

4.  And my personal favorite, in front of the television.  Waiting  for my chance to pick a show.

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Special thanks to Aris Messinis of AFP/Getty Images.

#FridayFeeling

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When you love something so much, you can’t let it go.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Who knew monkeys liked bowling.

2.  When your mattress is failing you, anything will do.

3.  The latest in monkey exercise: Monkey Pilates.

4.  This little guy just likes the color yellow.

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Special thanks to Michael Probst of AP.

I Hate Being #Ignored

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Hello!?

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Some people have tunnel vision.

2.  They look like a nice couple.  Hey you want to be my friend?

3.  Oh. Maybe they don’t know each other.  Can I introduce you guys?

4.  I should have bought the bigger module.

5.  Crap, I think I am floating toward the waterfall!

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Special thanks to Robin Van Lonkhuijsen of the European Pressphoto Agency.

#WhyICantBeAVampire – Water

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That is correct.  Water.

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Here is why.

1.  Water is wet and I am from Arizona, one of the driest places in the Universe.

2.  Water ruins my paperwork and us vampires have a lot of it.

3.  Sure I enjoyed skimboarding in Phoenix streets after a rain, but I could fall and break something at my age.

4.  Water has been known to dilute blood!

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Special thanks to Francisco Seco of AP.

Searching for #Freedom

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When you know you are close.

 

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Select your favorite caption for the Statute of Liberty.

1.  Thanks for the red scarf.  I was thinking my outfit was kind of plain.

2.  Shoot. I think I grabbed the kaleidoscope by mistake.

3.  Maybe if I put down this ball of yarn, I could focus better.

4.  Don’t you hate it when birds try to sit on you?

5.  What were we looking for again?

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All Hands Meeting

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Don’t you love these kinds of meetings?

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Just one more and that will do it.

2.  I can’t believe I went to a 4 year college for this.

3.  Maybe we should play that song, you know, “Red Hands”?

4.  How do I get out of here without knocking some over?

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Part of National Reconciliation Week 2016, the ‘Sea of Hands’ installation is for Australians to reflect on Australias national identity and the place of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander histories and cultures in the nations story. Thanks to William West/AFP/Getty Images for the photograph.

#WalMart Two Day Sale

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When you just gotta buy something because you will save money.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I can’t wait to open my own mattress store.

2.  I can’t wait to resell all these no-name printers.

3.  I should have bought my Uncle’s minivan after all.

4.  Crap, I think my chain just broke.

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Special thanks to Johannes Eisele of AFP/Getty Images.

#Spring Has Sprung

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When you are so tightly wound up, that you explode.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Swwwwaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnngggg!

2.  Now I know where all my missing hangers went.

3.  This is what happens when you give an Erector set to a 70 year old artist.

4.  Looks like the Guinness record holder for the largest Brillo pad.

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#Impulsive

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When you just gotta do something and THEN think about it.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  This is gonna be awesome.

2.  It is so hot today.  I can’t wait to cool off.

3.  Should I go for a record belly flop or the last-minute flip and feet first?

4.  Crap!  Maybe I should have checked the depth of the water first.

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Thanks to K M Chuadary of AP.

Cap’n Crunch Crunch Berries Convention

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As Crunch Berries breakfast cereal is becoming more popular …

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So are more Crunch Berries Caps.

Also more people are demanding that Quaker Oats continue to sell boxes of pure Crunch Berries.

Oh.  Sorry to interrupt.  I have just been told this is NOT a Crunch Berries Convention but instead is a meeting of Catholic Bishops.

Never mind!

In memory of Gilda Radner.

Thanks to Alessandra Tarantino of AP.

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