New Monopoly Piece Is The Cat’s Meow And Cat’s Pajamas At Same Time

Talk about your day of reckoning.  All the Cat-loving Dog-hating people have finally got their way.  [Okay.  I am sure there are a few Cat-loving Dog-loving people out there.  Will you please stand up?]  

monopoly_cat 

Since the game of Monopoly was first sold over a hundred years ago, there has been a Dog albeit a Scottish Terrier.  But there has never been a Cat – until today.

A Monopoly contest was held this past month and a new piece was chosen.

Cat-lovers are ecstatic. 

Some protagonists can hardly wait for the day when the Cat and the Dog end up on the same Monopoly board square.

But the same contest chose a loser.  Yes the much maligned and hardly used Iron piece was chosen for the dumpster.  Nobody liked ironing anyways.

You Must Have Rocks In Your Head

Some people including my wife get turned around easily.  In other words, they easily lose their sense of direction.

Iron Ore

So I tell people, “If only my wife would eat more raisins.”  They ask, “Why?”

I reply, “Because raisins are full of iron and if my wife had more iron, then maybe her internal compass would work better.”  😉