Vroom Vroom Brooms

This young lady can’t peddle fast enough to a store to peddle her brooms.

fan_girl

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I think I can.  I think I can.

2.  I hope the wind doesn’t kick up.

3.  If I sell all these brooms, I can buy a motorcycle.

4.  Chim, chimney, Chim, chimney, Chim, chim, cher-ee!

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Solitude of #Winter

Peace.  Tranquility.  Crisp cold air.

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This is what this young girl might be thinking.

1.  Thanks for the snow.

2.  This will produce a lot of water which we need.

3.  Thanks for the incredible view.

4.  How did this bench get way up here?

Enjoy!

If you are feeling #lonely, please call someone, anyone.

The National Lifeline number is (800) 273-8255.

Tempting #Trampoline

Could you resist this trampoline?  Here is what this owner might be thinking.

trampoline

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Maybe I should post a sign that says, “NO SHOES”.

2.  I’m moving up!  And down and up.

3.  My neighbors are going be jealous of this.

4.  Who needs a park with grass?

5.  I am glad I got a second mortgage on my shack to buy this.

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Pigs Pack for Paradise

Pigs and piglets go on vacation too.  Here is what one piglet might say to the parents.

pigs_on_vacation

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Can I drink the water?

2.  Are we going to see any sharks?

3.  Is this where Flipper the dolphin lives?

4.  This suntan lotion does not taste like coconut.

5.  Will the water turn blue if my brother has an accident?

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If You’re Happy and You Know It

Ever have one of those days where you can’t contain your joy?

happy_jumper

 

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Yippee!  Cowboy hats and tutus are on sale after Christmas!

2.  I’m stylin’. I’m stylin’.

3.  It’s rodeo time and that clown ain’t got nothin’ on me.

4.  My FitBit works no matter what I wear!

5.  Hitchhikers don’t look like they used to.

Enjoy!

Disney World Ticket Sales Skyrocket

Ever have one of those days? You know when EVERYONE goes to Disney World?

disney_monorail

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  How fast does this monorail go?

2.  More importantly, how quickly does it stop?

3.  I wish this monorail had cup holders.

4.  Note to self: Next time bring suction cups.

5.  Note to self #2: Bring extra suction cups to sell.

6.  Are we there yet?

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Jimmy’s Snow Day

Does your dog follow you everywhere?  Here is what this one might say.

snow_pile

 

 

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Did you know that plastic shovels have a 3 month lifespan?

2.  Did you know that you look like Jimmy Fallon from the back too?

3.  Brrr.  Can we go inside now?

4.  Do you realize your car is under that?

5.  I feel like an Irish Setter.  Let’s go warm up with some Irish Coffee.

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Hilarious E*TRADE Baby Video

Click on this link  and then the first video box to see it.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-12-11/stocks-slammed-worst-week-black-monday-amid-crude-credit-carnage

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You can also see it and other videos at collegehumor.com.

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Santa Can Scuba Dive

The jolly ol’ man is everywhere this time of year.

santa_and_stingray

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Do you ever feel like someone is watching you?

2. I hope these fish like their Bright Eyes pets.  They can help them see in the dark.

3. Maybe the radio stations won’t play “Grandma Got Run Over”  this year.

4. Let’s see the Tooth Fairy do this.

Enjoy!

Lonely Tree Speaks Its Mind

Ever feel lonely like the tree below?

christmas_tree_lake

This is what the tree might say if it could talk.

1.  Hello?  Anybody there?

2. I really do not need to be tied down.  I am not going any where.

3. Seriously?  You put me here for what reason?

4. I would rather be in a warm shopping mall with noisy people.

Enjoy!

If you are feeling lonely, please call someone, anyone.