Pretty In ………… Yellow?

Posted on October 5, 2012 by Michael E Kelley

Joanne and Richard were expecting a baby soon. They knew this was going to be their last baby. Even though they secretly wanted a boy, they did not want to know the sex of the newborn.

Consequently they decorated the baby’s room completely in a neutral color … yes you guessed it… yellow.

Well this frustrated the grandparents to no end. They had heard myths about yellow being a depressing color or making babies angry.

When the baby was born and to the parent’s delight, it was a boy they named Jason.

No more than one hour went by after the birth when the grandparents rushed out and bought everything baby-related they could find. In the color blue.

Steak Lovers Stand Your Ground

Posted on October 2, 2012 by Michael E Kelley

Stacy has been making sure she and her husband, Jim, eat healthy. For Jim’s birthday, Stacy decided to take Jim out to dinner for the best steak in town.

Inside the restaurant, Jim and Stacy immediately noticed all the deer and antelope heads mounted on the walls.

When it was the couple’s turn, the hostess asked Stacy where she wanted to sit. She replied, “Somewhere where we won’t be stared at.”

Sweat Equity

Posted on October 1, 2012 by Michael E Kelley

My wife spends the evening slaving over a hot stove to prepare a special chicken dish for a company potluck.

At the potluck, Jeff says, “This chicken dish is really good. What is in it?”

I respond, “Sweat.”

To which Jeff responds, “Yummm. Sweat.”

Airplanes Can Be Fun

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Michael E Kelley

Remember that flight where the kid behind you would never stop crying or kicked your seat?

Well here is an airplane story of a different color.

Tommy was well-behaved during the entire plane flight. His parents kept him quiet with a handheld game player and a soda. Passengers admired Tommy’s behavior.

But when it was time to leave, Tommy started shouting.

“I DON’T WANNA GO. I GET FREE SODA HERE. MY MOMMY MAKES ME DRINK GREEN STUFF AT HOME.”