Zombie Dogs or Resolutions

My dogs gave me an ultimatum and would not leave me alone.

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Either I grant their resolutions or they will summon Zombie Dogs.

Here are my dogs’ resolutions for me.

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What should I do?

 

 

Zombie Dogs

Have you seen these dogs?

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I can tell these are Zombie Dogs because:

1. Their eyes are glazed over

2. Dogs can’t drive and

3. Their cancelled visas.

Let me know if you see them.

Which Wiener is the Winner?

A recent dachshund race in San Diego illustrates why dogs should not have windows.

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As the red arrow points out, the race has started but one dog is busy looking out its back window. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/life-video/video-dachshunds-race-for-top-dog-title/article13597261/

Here is another example.

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Yep those are dogs slobbering out an RV window.

In conclusion, these photos illustrate why dogs should NOT have windows.

Regarding which wiener is the winner, it unfortunately is not the dog above the red arrow.