Which Wiener is the Winner?

A recent dachshund race in San Diego illustrates why dogs should not have windows.

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As the red arrow points out, the race has started but one dog is busy looking out its back window. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/life-video/video-dachshunds-race-for-top-dog-title/article13597261/

Here is another example.

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Yep those are dogs slobbering out an RV window.

In conclusion, these photos illustrate why dogs should NOT have windows.

Regarding which wiener is the winner, it unfortunately is not the dog above the red arrow.

Every Man Needs One of These!

No! Not Bernanke!

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I am talking about a Superman t-shirt.

There is an old, old, old saying that goes something like this: “He pulled the trump card to win.”  This saying existed long before Donald Trump said, “You’re Fired!” on television.  In fact, it has nothing to do with Donald Trump.  It basically talks about having the winning card in a card game.  But who plays card games anymore?

So what could be better than a winning playing card?  How about a Superman t-shirt? Men can just rip off the outer layer of clothing and show everyone who the super hero is.

If Ben Bernanke has one, then every one has to have one.