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Never Expected To See Trump and Brilliant In Same Sentence
And I still haven’t seen it.
We are not talking about PhD brilliant. Just ordinary once in a while surprise brilliant. It happens. But not in this case.
Here is a great example. Just the other day somebody posted a website that said Jim Cramer had a brilliant idea. Now that is a good example of once in a while surprise brilliant.
But for the Donald, it hasn’t happened yet.
Wait a minute. Hold it… Come on….. You can hold it….
Nope, not yet.
Oshkosh By Gosh Gets Cash For Non-Posh Says Josh
Yes, Oshkosh will be providing the new Humvee replacement for the military.
Now I dare you to say the title fast three times!
This is a big deal for Oshkosh. The contract is worth a potential $30 billion.
Over 50,000 of the new non-posh vehicles could be built if the entire contract is exercised.
And you thought they only made baby clothes.
Now you may be wondering who Josh is? He is a family friend who lives in Colorado. I am sure he would have said this if I asked him to.
How Strong Are Your Teeth?
Ginger Huber proves Americans have the strongest teeth.
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. I can see my reflection in the dome.
2. What is the world record again?
3. How do I get down from here?
4. Red, white and blue is so appropriate. Blue dome, white clouds and the Red Sea.
Enjoy one of America’s premier divers!
Elizabeth Warren will be the next Vice President
Elizabeth says she is not running for President. But how about Vice President?
Okay. I will take that as a maybe.
Young voters of the Jon Stewart generation are clamoring for truth in politics. And they know (cue the Carly Simon music) nobody does it better than Elizabeth.
The “quit screwing the consumer” Congresswoman, has high admiration from all members of generations x, y and z.
Therefore, Elizabeth is the obvious choice for clinching the Democratic primary.
So Bernie or Hillary, which of you will be the first to get her in your camp?
PS The Carly Simon song would make a great tune on the campaign trail.
Udder Madness
Ever have one of those INFORMATION OVERLOAD days?
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1. Why do these judges always have cold hands?
2. Mister, you have 5 seconds before I kick!
3. Can’t you guys move on to the cow chip throwing contest?
4. Oh! Oh! I feel a chocolate shake coming on.
Enjoy!
Encourage Mint
I wish more mints would speak up.
The world would be a much better place.
Try to say something nice today.
CrowdFunning
Can’t you get all 12,975 Filipinos in the picture? My Mom can.
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1. The other right.
2. Okay put away the red glasses. There is always one in a crowd!
3. Better avoid the yogurt shops after this. They will be swamped!
4. We are the champions, my friend.
This is a photo of 12,975 Filipinos dancing to Zumba to set a World Record.
Enjoy!
I Think I Can. I Think I Can.
Ever feel like there is a rabbit right behind you trying to over take you?
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1. I could use some Rocky theme music right now.
2. Alley oop whatever that means!
3. Should I push or pull the last bit?
4. Good thing I had the breakfast of champions.
Enjoy!
Now What
Ever achieve something and then wonder now what?
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1. I wonder where this pipe goes?
2. Good thing I brought a rope. Oh, crap. Where is my rope?
3. Oh, oh. I just saw a pair of eyes inside.
4. I really hated to lose that boogie board.
Enjoy!
Michael E Kelley 