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Ultimate Traffic Jam
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When traffic is so jammed, it is better to walk your rickshaw to save gas.
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In protest, #Trump supporters should remove their names from their state’s voter lists.
Mark Meadows, former Chief of Staff to Trump, appears to have falsified his voter address. So his state removed his name from their voter list.
In protest, pro-Trump voters should remove their names from their state’s voter lists.
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Do I Have To Sit Next To My Brother? He Smells Like Day Old Bananas
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The Federal Reserve is Topsy Turvy [Yes I am old] But Can Be Improved
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The Federal Reserve has been slow to act for fear of market reaction. Here is proof.
- Kept balance sheet high for too long. Quantitative Easing (QE) has gone on too long.
- Drank the unemployment Kool-Aid and ignored other signals.
- Looked at CPI as temporary and ignored Wage Inflation.
- Did not increase frequency of meetings to once a month during tumultuous time.
- Reacted rather than be proactive.
- Targeted inflation at 2% when the previous 50 years averaged 2.5% inflation.
The Federal Reserve can take these steps to fix some things.
- Meet monthly.
- Reduce Balance sheet aka stop QE.
- Increase interest rates 0.25 each month and avoid 0.50 increases.
- Assume recession is coming and be prepared to stop tightening.
- Set inflation target at 3%.
- Add non-voting younger University Economics Professors to board.
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The Pandemic Must Be Over
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I found several headlines in highly respected magazines. It MUST be true!
I mean, celebrities said IT IS OVER so it has to be true. Right?
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I Feel Sorry For Putin
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Putin is a very, very busy man of power.
- Putin has to review and approve all media posts.
- Putin has to approve all bank transactions over $1000.
- Putin has to make sure each bank transaction results in pennies being added to his overseas account.
- Putin has to constantly restock his supply of poison.
Translation
Путин должен просматривать и одобрять все публикации в СМИ. Путин должен одобрять все банковские операции свыше 1000 долларов. Путин должен следить за тем, чтобы каждая банковская транзакция приносила копейки на его зарубежный счет. Путину приходится постоянно пополнять запасы яда.
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Shootout at the #Kavanaugh OK Corral
Wednesday features Dr. Ford aka Wonder Woman versus the GOP at the #Kavanaugh OK (boys will be boys) Corral. The GOP will continue its quest to rush their candidate into the US Supreme Court.
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. Should sexual assault be treated as “he said vs she said”?
2. Should sexual assault claims be fully investigated?
3. Should perpetrators be punished 30 years later?
4. Will #MeToo and #Kavanaugh be the turning point for sexual assault morality?
Give your views on Twitter at #MeTooMorality
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Build The Wall (Knot) Karaoke Version
When you just have to sing #JimmyFallon style.
Build A Wall (Knot) By Michael E Kelley
Sung to Wonderwall by Oasis
Today is gonna be the day
That they’re gonna throw a bill at you
By now you should’ve somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don’t believe that anybody
Feels very good about you now
Backbeat, the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I’m sure you’ve heard it all before
Until now you always had a doubt
I don’t believe that anybody
Feels very good about you now
And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don’t know how (twitter)
Because maybe, you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)
And after all, you’re gonna build a wall (knot)
Today was gonna be the day
But they’ll never throw a bill at you
By now you should’ve somehow
Realized what you’ve got to do
I don’t believe that anybody
Feels very good about you now
And all the roads that lead you there are winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don’t know how (twitter)
I said maybe, you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)
And after all, you’re gonna build a wall (knot)
I said maybe, you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)
And after all, you’re gonna build a wall (knot)
I said maybe, you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)
you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)
you’re gonna be the one that saves me (knot)
Original Songwriter: Noel Gallagher
Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc
Karaoke version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_EXyGWI9rU
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#AndThatsHowIGotThisScar
#AndThatsHowIGotThisScar aka Do Not Try This At Home.
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. What scar?
2. Which way is my home?
3. Note to self: Buy a compass.
4. Should have gone to the #Olympics2018.
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