#CouldITroubleYouFor A Band Aid?

When you just gotta prove something to your friends.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  The sword has another idea coming.

2.  When you zigged and should have zagged.

3.  Biting off more than anyone could chew.

4. First day on the shish kabob job.

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Special thanks to Lillian Suwanrumpha of AFP/Getty Images.

#WhereIsWaldoNow ? #OmgItWasOnlyADream

Remember Waldo and his red and white striped shirt?

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Can you find him in this colorful picture?

Kashmiri Muslims pray as the head priest displays a relic of Islam’s Prophet Muhammad at the Hazratbal shrine following Mehraj-u-Alam, believed to mark the ascension of the prophet to heaven, in Srinagar, Indian controlled Kashmir.

Thousands of Kashmiri Muslims gathered at the Hazratbal shrine, which houses a relic believed to be a hair from the beard of the prophet.

Sorry.  Waldo was not there.

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Thanks to Srinagar Kashmir of Dar Yasin AP.

#Jokes4Votes – When You Think You Are In A Bubble

You usually close your eyes.

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1.  I hate getting soap in my eyes.

2.  I hate being surprised when the bubble pops.

3.  I hope this doesn’t ruin my hairstyle.

4.  Crap, I think we are in a bond bubble, debt bubble and a housing bubble, oh my.

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Special thanks to Jerome Favre of European Pressphoto Agency.

#ReasonNotToDateMe – Selling Pancakes with My Face

When you just gotta sell something to afford a date.

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1.  Butter up!

2.  This may pull you into my maple world.

3.  Sorry.  No chocolate chip off the old block.

4.  You’re bacon me crazy!

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Special thanks to Erik S. Lessor of European Pressphoto Agency.

#FridayFeeling – Wishing It Was October

When you just gotta celebrate Oktoberfest no matter the month.

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1.  I can’t wait until October and the Oktoberfest.

2.  This will be the last time this floor is this clean and not sticky.

3.  I wonder how many Munich schools donated their lunch tables.

4.  I wish clouds always looked this good.

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Thanks to Christof Stache of AFP/Getty Images.

#NationalBeerLoversDay Spoiled By Freak Accident

When you just gotta slow down around those highway curves.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  This is making me thirsty.

2.  I was supposed to have the day off to drink.

3.  I wonder how much recycling money this is worth?

4.  Crap, I think my squeegee just tore.  Who came up with the name squeegee?

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#IfICouldTurnBackTheClock I Would Think First

When you want to change your mind but can’t.

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1.  I should have tried to land feet first instead of on my back.

2.  I should have checked the water temperature first.

3.  I should have looked for an easy way to get out of the water.

4.  I should have gone to the bathroom first.

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#IWillBeOkayAsSoonAs I Eat

When you just gotta have something to eat.

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1.  I am sick of eating healthy.  Especially flowers.

2.  I can’t wait to eat your bananas.

3.  And don’t expect me to scratch your back in return.

4.  Crap, my hair is a mess.  I should have used conditioner.

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Special thanks to Ishara Kidkara of AFP/Getty Images.

#QuitYourJobIn5Words – Gotta Go Play #Pokemon Go

When you can’t resist the urge to play.

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1.  Help! I am being chased by 50 million people.

2.  Whose idea was it to have the Nintendo convention on the 13th floor?

3.  I swear these elevators are getting smaller.

4.  Please take your hands off of me.  I am sensitive.

Enjoy!  Pikachu love you!

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Special thanks to Johannes Eisele of AFP/Getty Images.

#HardKnocks For President Obama

This guy keeps getting knocked down.

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1.  Help! I’ve fallen and can’t get up.

2.  Those darn Republicans.  Can’t they leave me alone and go after Hillary?

3.  That’s it.  No more gettin’ down with the youngins and tryin’ skateboarding.

4.  My booty ain’t got the Kardashian it used to.

5.  Oh that wasn’t a water slide?

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Special thanks to Jacquelyn Martin of AP.