Do you ever seek attention and get none?
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1. Darn helmet is too tight.
2. Were we supposed to do the reenactment this Tuesday or next Tuesday?
3. Oh crap. I forgot about Daylight Savings Time.
4. That shadow better not be Goliath.
Enjoy!
According to Hank Paulson, former Treasury Secretary, who helped save the big banks, there is a big difference between 2007 and now.
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1. What inequality gap? It has only grown by THIS MUCH! Ha. Ha. Ha.
2. The Federal Reserve has kept interest rates at .025 for THIS LONG and credit card companies are still charging 24%. Hee. Hee. Hee.
3. Thanks to my HUGE circle of friends, Goldman has 4 of the 5 regional Fed presidents voting in 2017. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck.
4. The big banks have only gotten THIS MUCH BIGGER. Ya ha ha.
5. My dachshund has grown and is this LONG now. Ho. Ho. Ho.
Ok. Maybe this isn’t so funny.
Who thought thumping (huge) pumpkins could float?
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1. My legs! My legs!
2. I won because I snacked on the inside.
3. Do you smell butternut squash soup?
4. Boy, this swimsuit will never be the same.
5. Now to go celebrate with a Pumpkin Ale and a piece of Pumpkin Pie! Not necessarily at the same time.
Enjoy!
If you think your life is crazy, take a look at this.
Okay. Is this house right side up or upside down?
Is the little blue car a fake or real?
These and other mysteries must be solved immediately.
Enjoy!
Parking can be a problem. How can you get more cars into a limited amount of space?
Well, France has a novel approach. Stackable cars.
Why not? We have stackable washing machines, stackable wine glasses, stackable drawers, and of course stackable furniture. The next step is obviously stackable cars.
The world has a limitless number of stackable, aka Jenga-like things.
So if you want to find more stackable items, check out this website:
Thanks to Anne-Christine Poujoulat, AFP/Getty Images
You know it will be a bad day when getting a simple drink of water goes wrong.
Enjoy your day! It has to be better than this!
And I still haven’t seen it.
We are not talking about PhD brilliant. Just ordinary once in a while surprise brilliant. It happens. But not in this case.
Here is a great example. Just the other day somebody posted a website that said Jim Cramer had a brilliant idea. Now that is a good example of once in a while surprise brilliant.
But for the Donald, it hasn’t happened yet.
Wait a minute. Hold it… Come on….. You can hold it….
Nope, not yet.
Yes, Oshkosh will be providing the new Humvee replacement for the military.
Now I dare you to say the title fast three times!
This is a big deal for Oshkosh. The contract is worth a potential $30 billion.
Over 50,000 of the new non-posh vehicles could be built if the entire contract is exercised.
And you thought they only made baby clothes.
Now you may be wondering who Josh is? He is a family friend who lives in Colorado. I am sure he would have said this if I asked him to.
Ginger Huber proves Americans have the strongest teeth.
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1. I can see my reflection in the dome.
2. What is the world record again?
3. How do I get down from here?
4. Red, white and blue is so appropriate. Blue dome, white clouds and the Red Sea.
Enjoy one of America’s premier divers!
Elizabeth says she is not running for President. But how about Vice President?
Okay. I will take that as a maybe.
Young voters of the Jon Stewart generation are clamoring for truth in politics. And they know (cue the Carly Simon music) nobody does it better than Elizabeth.
The “quit screwing the consumer” Congresswoman, has high admiration from all members of generations x, y and z.
Therefore, Elizabeth is the obvious choice for clinching the Democratic primary.
So Bernie or Hillary, which of you will be the first to get her in your camp?
PS The Carly Simon song would make a great tune on the campaign trail.
Michael E Kelley 