#WhateverYouDoDont Swim In Swan Lake

When you just gotta go for a swim even if the swans don’t want you to.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I wish Santa and his elves would go back to the North Pole pool.

2.  I can’t wait to exchange those feather pillows for foam ones.

3.  Crap, I think he scared away all the fish.

4.  I should have gone to Florida after all.

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Special thanks to Andy Rain of European Pressphoto Agency.

#ItsAWonderfulLife If You Are A Mermaid

When you just gotta dry your fins out.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I can’t wait to open our Fins R Us store.

2.  Did you see that cute boy at the pier?

3.  I wish we had some Cheetos.

4.  I thought you brought the sun block.

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Special thanks to CP Tesson of European Pressphoto Agency.

Otter Happiness

When you just gotta give more than you get.

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Special thanks to Arne Dedert DPA AP.

#SantaOnceToldMe He Has Helpers

When you just gotta have help delivering 3,214,521,872 presents.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I can’t wait to get this over with.

2.  I can’t wait to see the looks on their faces.

3.  I should have bought my cousin’s moped.

4.  Crap, I think I forgot the address again.

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Special thanks to Rhona Wise of AFP/Getty Images.

#ImThePosterChildFor Accidents

When you just gotta admit you are accident-prone.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I can’t wait to discover the world.

2.  I can’t wait for these reporters to stop talking.

3.  I am hungry.  Where can I get a burger around here?

4.  Crap, I think I may have just gotten a black eye.

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#QuestionsIOftenAsk – Have You Seen My Glasses?

When you just gotta find something you lost.

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And then my keys

And then my cell phone.

 

And then my favorite Sponge Bob T-shirt.

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#CouldITroubleYouFor A Band Aid?

When you just gotta prove something to your friends.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  The sword has another idea coming.

2.  When you zigged and should have zagged.

3.  Biting off more than anyone could chew.

4. First day on the shish kabob job.

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Special thanks to Lillian Suwanrumpha of AFP/Getty Images.

#ReasonNotToDateMe – Selling Pancakes with My Face

When you just gotta sell something to afford a date.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Butter up!

2.  This may pull you into my maple world.

3.  Sorry.  No chocolate chip off the old block.

4.  You’re bacon me crazy!

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Special thanks to Erik S. Lessor of European Pressphoto Agency.

#FridayFeeling – Wishing It Was October

When you just gotta celebrate Oktoberfest no matter the month.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I can’t wait until October and the Oktoberfest.

2.  This will be the last time this floor is this clean and not sticky.

3.  I wonder how many Munich schools donated their lunch tables.

4.  I wish clouds always looked this good.

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Thanks to Christof Stache of AFP/Getty Images.

#NationalBeerLoversDay Spoiled By Freak Accident

When you just gotta slow down around those highway curves.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  This is making me thirsty.

2.  I was supposed to have the day off to drink.

3.  I wonder how much recycling money this is worth?

4.  Crap, I think my squeegee just tore.  Who came up with the name squeegee?

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