Stress can really be a bummer. Be glad that you are not this guy.
Pick your favorite caption for this Monk.
1. I thought Monks only prayed all day. Boy was I wrong.
2. Are you sure these knives have not been sharpened in 5 years?
3. Next time I will wear a shirt.
4. Forget that. Next time I will wear a Kevlar bullet-proof vest.
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Communication is so important.
What is the sculpture saying in this photo?
1. Are you talkin’ to me?
2. I don’t even know your name.
3. You will have to get your own toga. It’s cold in here.
4. If you are trying to tickle me, it won’t work.
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Ever feel left behind?
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. Hey, guys. Was it something I said?
2. Are we there yet?
3. Do we have some time to stop for fast food?
4. Can I get a break here? A potty break?
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When you just gotta have the latest fashion.
Select your favorite text message.
1. MOM: You have exceeded your fashion budget.
2. AMAZON: Your Zebra has been backordered. Thanks for shopping with us.
3. BILL MURRAY: My Stripes movie was funnier.
4. VOGUE: FLASH! Stripes are out. Plaids are in!
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Ever feel like the entire world is against you?
This is what this warrior might say.
1. Should have bought that shield when I had the chance.
2. I love the outdoors.
3. Crap. Is there an off switch?
4. Does the “Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur” have days like this?
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This little guy has his mind made up.
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. Swrwy pfft da bwnna dun nt nwdy ga hit.
2. Slowly put the banana down and nobody gets hurt.
3. I trained with these knives for 3 years. Now I want to get paid.
4. I ran out of gum so I chew on the red handle instead.
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I sometimes see myself in a totally different light than others.
My wife puts up with me despite the following:
o Losing money in the stock market.
o Misplacing my checkbook.
o Trying to be funny.
o Taking on too much.
Who would have known.
Hope you all have/had a great Valentines Day!
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When you just gotta fix something.
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. Smoooooooooth.
2. I can’t believe I went to a 4 year college for this.
3. Good as gold, I mean silver.
4. Crap, I think I’m stuck.
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When you just gotta have a drink even if there is a huge line.
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. Man, that water looks good.
2. Does it matter that we are down stream from that open pit mine?
3. Now I know how humans feel like at the airlines check in counter.
4. Hey, there is an empty spot on the end!
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Ever feel like the only survivor after a rainstorm?
This is what this little guy might say.
1. Where is everybody?
2. I love the crisp, clean air.
3. Crap. I should have turned off my sprinklers.
4. I better go inside before my legs get wet and crumple up.
Enjoy!
If you are feeling lonely, please call someone, anyone.
The National Lifeline number is (800) 273-8255.
Michael E Kelley 