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Yogi – Better Than the Average Human Being
Ouch! That is gonna hurt!
No I am not talking about the picture. I am talking about the loss of a great man – Yogi Berra.
In this picture, Berra leaps into the arms of pitcher Don Larsen after Larsen struck out the last Brooklyn Dodgers batter to complete his perfect game in Game 5 of the 1956 World Series.
Yogi gave us colloquialisms like “It ain’t over til it’s over.” But he was more than a wordsmith, he was a soldier, athlete, manager and, more importantly, an honest, caring human being. He knew he was lucky and felt a desire to share his luck through his philanthropic work.
Unfortunately for Yogi, it’s over. But for us the memories live on.
For more on this incredible human being, see this website.
Never Expected To See Trump and Brilliant In Same Sentence
And I still haven’t seen it.
We are not talking about PhD brilliant. Just ordinary once in a while surprise brilliant. It happens. But not in this case.
Here is a great example. Just the other day somebody posted a website that said Jim Cramer had a brilliant idea. Now that is a good example of once in a while surprise brilliant.
But for the Donald, it hasn’t happened yet.
Wait a minute. Hold it… Come on….. You can hold it….
Nope, not yet.
Oshkosh By Gosh Gets Cash For Non-Posh Says Josh
Yes, Oshkosh will be providing the new Humvee replacement for the military.
Now I dare you to say the title fast three times!
This is a big deal for Oshkosh. The contract is worth a potential $30 billion.
Over 50,000 of the new non-posh vehicles could be built if the entire contract is exercised.
And you thought they only made baby clothes.
Now you may be wondering who Josh is? He is a family friend who lives in Colorado. I am sure he would have said this if I asked him to.
How Strong Are Your Teeth?
Ginger Huber proves Americans have the strongest teeth.
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. I can see my reflection in the dome.
2. What is the world record again?
3. How do I get down from here?
4. Red, white and blue is so appropriate. Blue dome, white clouds and the Red Sea.
Enjoy one of America’s premier divers!
Koch Brothers Spent Millions To Prove Moon Hoax
The Koch brothers are determined to reduce Government waste including NASA.
How did they do it? By spending millions to interview current and former NASA employees and officials. They sent teams of paid employees to search all of NASA facilities especially the Johnson Space Center where stages were supposedly set up to test space suits and moon equipment.
On the grounds of the Johnson Space Center, two stages were found to house thousands of dollars of video and sound equipment and several scenes like those recorded during moon landings. They even found a stiff American flag.
A box of video outtakes was found which had very good quality sound and video. This proves that the quality was intentionally made worse to simulate the long distance the video would have to travel.
Xylophones wrapped in aluminum were found which purportedly were used to provide feedback and muffled sounds to make the recordings seem distant like. All of this has come to light thanks to the Koch brothers and their vast wealth. Now the Koch Brothers intend to use it to discredit NASA and eliminate it once and for all. HOAX indeed.
Udder Madness
Ever have one of those INFORMATION OVERLOAD days?
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. Why do these judges always have cold hands?
2. Mister, you have 5 seconds before I kick!
3. Can’t you guys move on to the cow chip throwing contest?
4. Oh! Oh! I feel a chocolate shake coming on.
Enjoy!
Encourage Mint
I wish more mints would speak up.
The world would be a much better place.
Try to say something nice today.
CrowdFunning
Can’t you get all 12,975 Filipinos in the picture? My Mom can.
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. The other right.
2. Okay put away the red glasses. There is always one in a crowd!
3. Better avoid the yogurt shops after this. They will be swamped!
4. We are the champions, my friend.
This is a photo of 12,975 Filipinos dancing to Zumba to set a World Record.
Enjoy!
I Think I Can. I Think I Can.
Ever feel like there is a rabbit right behind you trying to over take you?
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. I could use some Rocky theme music right now.
2. Alley oop whatever that means!
3. Should I push or pull the last bit?
4. Good thing I had the breakfast of champions.
Enjoy!
Michael E Kelley 