Google Gadget Goes Gilligan

I have entered the USA Today Caption Contest many times but forgot to post my June one.

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Sound familiar?  The words follow the Gilligan’s Island theme song.

Thanks to Mike Smith, Las Vegas Sun, King Features for the artwork.

Enjoy!

Human Wheel Desk for Ultimate Multitaskers

They say what goes around, comes around.

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Now you too can simultaneously work out and work in your home office.

Ultimate multitaskers can finally burn those calories and burn the midnight oil.

While we are on the subject of humans, take a look at this blog.

https://michaelekelley.com/2014/09/19/why-humans-are-more-important-than-workplaces/

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Naming Hurricanes After Climate Deniers

Over 3 million have viewed this video.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efAUCG9oTb8

For more information go to

ClimateNameChange.org

Scientists Discover Sound Made By Atom – Duh

That’s right.  You heard it first right here on this website.

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We are constantly aiming to bring you fresh red-hot news right here..

As our Valley Girlfriends would say, “Duh.  Everything makes a noise.  Especially if you bump into someone or something.”

So scientists using the latest technology have discovered the sound atoms make.  It is “D” as in doe, a deer, a female deer.

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For more information, about the atom sound not the doe, visit the following website:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/12/sound-atom-captured_n_5810124.html

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All You Can Eat Buffett – As In Warren Buffett

Let’s don’t all get big heads now!

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Okay.  I love blowups of heads as much as anybody.  Like the recent “The Voice” episode featuring the finals where the country western singer, Jake Worthington,  has his hometown rooting for him.  With blowups of his head.

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Anyways back to Warren Buffett.  Here is a website that proves that you can earn more money and eat better than Warren.

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/beat-warren-buffett-at-his-own-game-2014-05-14?link=MW_retirement_popular

Good luck with your investments.

Caption Contest – Taxes – April

Here is my entry to the USA Today Caption Contest featuring art work by Mike Smith.

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Yes, I know it is about time that I added a humorous post.

For more death related humor look at these posts or click the Humor tab.

https://michaelekelley.com/2013/02/01/cheating-death-by-procrastination/

https://michaelekelley.com/2013/06/24/twinkies-are-the-ultimate-zombie/

Enjoy!

Kim Jong-Un Fun

Thanks to MarketWatch.com  a leading stock market website for the latest hair style.

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For more details see:

http://blogs.marketwatch.com/themargin/2014/03/27/kim-jong-un-haircut-simulator-lets-you-try-before-you-trim/

For more Kim Jung-Un fun, (say that fast 3 times!) see these websites:

https://michaelekelley.com/2013/03/31/kim-jung-un-obama-play-ping-pong/

https://michaelekelley.com/2013/04/11/a-poem-for-north-korea-where-have-all-the-birds-gone-2/

https://michaelekelley.com/2013/03/11/north-korea-cuts-off-pizza-hotline/

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Go Nuts!

This isn’t about doing a cart-wheel in your office, though you need to get out of your chair.  This is about the health advantages of eating nuts!

By mnn.com

By mnn.com

A recent study over a long period of time with over 100,000 people and analyzed by habits. shows eating nuts every day decreases health issues by 20%.  Here is the study.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/11/20/harvard-long-life-nuts/3654717/

Contrary to myth, nuts do not make you fat as this study confirms.  In fact nuts have a higher protein to sugar level than any snack.  The study was done regardless if the nuts were roasted, dry roasted, salty, unsalted or grown on a tree or in the ground.

Also you want to increase the good fat, lower the bad fat and lower your sugar intake.  Nuts help you achieve that.

The squirrel above looks fat because he is about to hibernate and go without food for 6 months.

So nuts to you!

October Caption Contest

Here is my entry to the USA Today Opinion Caption Contest for October 2013.

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If you like this, more captions can be found at

https://www.facebook.com/usatodayopinion .

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Man Salad – Yes Men Eat Salad

Here is a great recipe for an energy boosting Man Salad.

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For lunch each weekday (and sometimes on Saturday) eat a salad. But not just any salad, eat a Man Salad darn it!  Packing as many T-boosting foods as possible into this thing.

  • Spinach/Spring Salad Mix. This is the base of the salad. Use Organic Girl Greens from Whole Foods. Yeah, I know. The base of the Man Salad comes from a company called Organic Girl. Spinach and other leafy green vegetables contain minerals like magnesium and zinc, which have been shown to aid in T production.
  • Meat. Meat, particularly beef, provides our bodies with the protein it needs to create muscle (more muscle = more T) and the fats and cholesterol to make T. Chicken has a little more protein than beef if you prefer.
  • Nuts. Usually a handful of Brazil nuts or walnuts. Nuts are little fat bombs that provide the cholesterol that Leydig cells need for T production. Just don’t go crazy with them. Too much selenium is no bueno.
  • Avocado/Olives. Avocados and olives are a great source of the good fats we need for healthy T production.
  • Broccoli. Every now and then throw some broccoli into the salad. Broccoli contains high levels of indoles, which has been shown to reduce the bad estrogen in our bodies that sap T levels.
  • Olive Oil. Top the Man Salad off with lots of olive oil.  Research suggests that olive oil helps your Leydig cells absorb cholesterol better. Our Leydig cells need cholesterol to make T.  More cholesterol absorption = more testosterone.
  • Balsamic Vinegar. Mostly for taste. It’s also supposed to help keep your insulin in check.

Most of the ingredients for the Man Salad were from Whole Foods. For those curious, all the ingredients were divided by six to make six of these salads in a week. The cost per salad was roughly $5. That’s about the price many folks pay every day for a crappy fast food meal.

Thanks to Brett of http://www.artofmanliness.com for this recipe.