#SantaOnceToldMe He Has Helpers

When you just gotta have help delivering 3,214,521,872 presents.

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1.  I can’t wait to get this over with.

2.  I can’t wait to see the looks on their faces.

3.  I should have bought my cousin’s moped.

4.  Crap, I think I forgot the address again.

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#WhereIsWaldoNow ? #OmgItWasOnlyADream #BadSanta

Remember Waldo and his red and white striped shirt?

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Can you find him in this colorful picture?

 

Over 7,000 members of the public dressed as Santa and participated in the Santa Dash in Glasgow, Scotland.

Sorry.  Waldo was not there.

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Thanks to Jeff Mitchell of Getty Images.

#SundayFunDay Aliens Have Landed

When you just gotta have a parade even if it involves happy aliens.

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1.  They actually have smooth sidewalks here on Earth.

2.  Raise your hands if you want a gelato whatever that is.

3.  According to my translator, wallstreet is a contradictory compound word.

4.  Crap, I left my martian money back at the spaceship.

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#Caging Should Always Be Illegal

When political parties stoop to dirty tactics to prevent citizens from voting.

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An example of caging.

Republicans tried to stop a 100 year old woman from voting in North Carolina even though she had voted for 24 years.

http://m.dailykos.com/story/2016/10/27/1587634/-North-Carolina-Republicans-try-to-stop-100-year-old-Grace-Bell-Hardison-from-voting

How caging works.  

Republicans get a list of Democrat voter addresses.  They mail them a survey.  If there is no response, then they can challenge the voter to have them removed from voter registration lists.  Come election time, long time voters find they cannot vote.

If you think this is illegal, contact your County Registrar’s office or your State Representative.

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#ImThePosterChildFor Accidents

When you just gotta admit you are accident-prone.

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1.  I can’t wait to discover the world.

2.  I can’t wait for these reporters to stop talking.

3.  I am hungry.  Where can I get a burger around here?

4.  Crap, I think I may have just gotten a black eye.

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#QuestionsIOftenAsk – Have You Seen My Glasses?

When you just gotta find something you lost.

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And then my keys

And then my cell phone.

 

And then my favorite Sponge Bob T-shirt.

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#CouldITroubleYouFor A Band Aid?

When you just gotta prove something to your friends.

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1.  The sword has another idea coming.

2.  When you zigged and should have zagged.

3.  Biting off more than anyone could chew.

4. First day on the shish kabob job.

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#WhereIsWaldoNow ? #OmgItWasOnlyADream

Remember Waldo and his red and white striped shirt?

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Can you find him in this colorful picture?

Kashmiri Muslims pray as the head priest displays a relic of Islam’s Prophet Muhammad at the Hazratbal shrine following Mehraj-u-Alam, believed to mark the ascension of the prophet to heaven, in Srinagar, Indian controlled Kashmir.

Thousands of Kashmiri Muslims gathered at the Hazratbal shrine, which houses a relic believed to be a hair from the beard of the prophet.

Sorry.  Waldo was not there.

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Thanks to Srinagar Kashmir of Dar Yasin AP.

#WhatMakesMeABadass Is Telepathic Rock Tossing

When you have to move mountains but have a bad back.

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1.  The hills are alive, with the sound of boulders.

2.  Edelweiss.   Edelweiss.   FLOWERS LOOK OUT!

3.  Climb every mountain. Ford every stream.

4.  Sixteen going on seventeen boulders!

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#Jokes4Votes – When You Think You Are In A Bubble

You usually close your eyes.

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1.  I hate getting soap in my eyes.

2.  I hate being surprised when the bubble pops.

3.  I hope this doesn’t ruin my hairstyle.

4.  Crap, I think we are in a bond bubble, debt bubble and a housing bubble, oh my.

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Special thanks to Jerome Favre of European Pressphoto Agency.