#ThursdayThoughts #BadIdeaIn5Words

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When you feel like breaking a record, just remember …

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“LONGEST PIZZA DISRUPTS ITALIAN TRAFFIC”

This is a 1.1 mile long 16 inch wide margherita pizza made in Naples, Italy.

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Can I get a free slice?.

2.  Can I get wine with a slice?.

3.  Can I jump over the pizza to get to the water’s edge?

4.  How many people have stepped in the pizza so far?

5.  Did you also set a record for longest roll of aluminum foil?

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Thanks to Ciro Fusco, European Pressphoto Agency.

#MotivationMonday – This Could Be You

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When you do not feel like do anything.  Just remember …

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This could be you.

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Last time I volunteer to take pictures at the next location without knowing where it is.

2.  Next time I will look at the stadium map before buying tickets.

3.  Do you think the soda vendor comes up this high?

4.  Shoot!  There are no restrooms up here.

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Thanks to Ritchie B. Tongo, European Pressphoto Agency.

#BrainstormE – Got Engine?

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When you get the feeling that you forgot something but cannot remember what it is.

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You just pored your heart and soul into a new, awesome technological thing like a futuristic automobile.  You slaved day and night and sometimes weekends to get it right.

Then it hits you.

Crap!  We forgot the engine!!!

Do we do electric, gas or hybrid?

Do we even have room for an engine?

This could get exciting.

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#ScareSomebodyIn4Words with Birds Are Attacking Us

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When you have seen Alfred Hitchcock’s famous movie.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Everyone cover your head with a hat and your mouth with a glove.

2.  We need to round up all those neighborhood stray cats.

3.  Better set up some bird feeders in the parking lot.

4.  Good thing I wore white today.

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Thanks to Jason O Watson of Getty Images.

#StarWarsDay Given Thumbs Up #MayThe4thBeWithYou

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Even medical clinics are getting into the act.

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I wish they had done this when I was getting shots as a kid.

 

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Thanks to Rungroj Yongrit of European Pressphoto Agency.

#WhatMakesPeopleSoGreat Is Ability to Clown Around

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When you just gotta dress up and act silly.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  This isn’t an Abbey Road photo op.

2.  You gonna start juggling or are you going bowling?

3.  Why the scarf?  Looks pretty warm there.

4.  9, 8, 7 better hurry the light is gonna change 3, 2, 1.

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#WhatIThinkWhileYouTalk is Zen-like

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When you just can’t stop thinking about something else.

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Select your favorite caption for your thought process.

1.  Can I catch a break here?   I just climbed 3,000 feet.

2.  I gotta go to the bathroom but the nearest one is 2 miles away.

3.  Yes, I have feelings.  They are just kind of numb right now.

4.  Gotta get back and log onto Twitter to see the latest Trends.

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#MillionDollarTrolls Like #VR

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When you just gotta see virtually everything.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Hold on tight. The next step could be a doozy.

2.  VR does NOT stand for Voodoo Reality.

3.  You kind of look like a Million Dollar Roger Rabbit.

4.  And to think you could have stayed home and trolled for cartoons all day.

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#WereGonnaPartyLikeIts Your #90th Birthday

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Put yourself in the photographer’s position.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Get outta here!  Where the heck did you find pink balloons?

2.  Come on.  Tell me.  Are you three sisters?

3.  I think the 9 should be a 6.

4. You do not look a day over 50.

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#Revenge Knows No #Religion Even In #Syria

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People that are so angry that they seek revenge are in a hate zone.

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REVENGE

Examples of haters that sought revenge include Adolf Hitler and Star Wars’ Darth Vader both of whom sought to eliminate an entire race and were not religious.

But why do so many terrorists seek revenge and appear to have religion?

RELIGION

First the religion part of the question.  Muslims will admit that the terrorists say they have a religion but in fact the beliefs of terrorists do not resemble Islam.

Secondly many terrorists are from Syria or are Syrian supporters.  Why?

SYRIA AND WISCONSIN

Syria is about the size of Wisconsin.  Imagine the Governor of Wisconsin decided he did NOT want to step down and really wanted to keep his power.  First he started bombing his adversaries and then started bombing everyone.  Next he started using chemical weapons against his citizens.  Finally outside parties started bombing its citizens.  What do you think the people in Wisconsin would do?

Wisconsinites would migrate to another state.  That is exactly what is happening with Syrians in Europe.

Meanwhile a small percentage of Syrians decided to take revenge for the people that bombed their cities for several years and destroyed their lifestyle.  This could be people that supported President Bashar al-Assad or people that did not support him.

Thus you have terrorists trying to get revenge against several countries.

SOLUTION

So how do we solve this crisis?  We stop bombing Syria and start rebuilding it.  Shouldn’t there be money in the Defense budgets to fix returning soldiers as well as rebuild the cities we destroyed?  Some will say that is going too far.  But can we agree to at least stop the bombing?

Can I have an Amen, Ameen or Shalom?