St. Patrick’s Day Taffy

irish_pucker“That’s the last time we eat green taffy from Hillary.”

Kim Jung and Obama Play Ping Pong

Okay not physically. Not like what Nixon and Kissinger did to open relations with China.  We are talking about verbal ping pong.  It all started when Obama made sure he had bigger binoculars.  NEWS ALERT – KIM GETS NEW BINOCULARS – See below.

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UPDATE AT BOTTOM.

Several days ago President Obama visited the Korean demilitarized zone and said, “It’s like looking across 50 years into a country that has missed 40 years or 50 years of progress.”  For more information see the following website. http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2012/03/Obama-Issues-North-Korea-Warning-Relatively-Safe-Distance/50301/

North Korea announced “the time has come to settle accounts with the US imperialists.”  See the following for more details. http://www.presstv.ir/usdetail/295615.html

US Defense Secretary Hagel admitted that “several B-2 bombers dropped dummy bombs on a South Korea island.”  Here is more: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/mar/28/b-2-stealth-bombers-drill-south-korea-defense-secr/

North Korea stated through it news agency that it has entered a “state of war” with South Korea as seen at the following website. http://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-issued-ultimate-definite-last-totally-final-022720835.html

Now North Korea has stated it has approved a nuclear attack on the United States.  Here are details. http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/north-korea-gives-final-approval-for-nuclear-attack-on-united-states/story-fnd134gw-1226612136732

White House Petition

The US has responded to aggressive talk by the North Koreans by further participating in drills with South Korea, positioning ships in the area and beefing up defenses in Guam.

We need to balance that strong defense with political gestures.  The perfect gesture is to mail 2 NY Knicks Tickets to the homes of the Supreme Leader Kim Jung Un and His Generals.  This way they know we know their home addresses and at the same time offer a gift to resume talks.  Please sign the petition at https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/reduce-n-korea-tensions-mailing-2-ny-knicks-tickets-homes-kim-jung-un-and-his-generals/4lYgFmxH

NEWS ALERT – KIM GETS NEW BINOCULARS

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We will monitor this tense situation and see if Kim Jong Un gets his NY Knicks tickets..

North Korea Cuts Off Pizza Hotline

South Korea was in shock today when they learned they could no longer order pizza over the phone.

This action has increased the tensions between the two Korean countries which are already heightened due to recent launches of test missiles by both.

President Obama, when asked about his thoughts of the cutoff, remarked, “What a shame.  I really like pizza.”

Oh, my. We have just received word that the hotline was not a pizza hotline but a Red Cross hotline.  Well what do you know.  There are two kinds of hotlines.

As Gilda Radner famously said, “Never mind.”

Obama Predicts Star Trek and Star Wars Mega-Merger

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President Obama recently let the cat out of the bag when he used the phrase “Jedi mind meld” when referring to his inability to get Congress to resolve the sequestration dilemma. See video.

http://www.nowthisnews.com/news/obama-jedi-mind-meld-wont-solve-budget-crisis/

With the Dow Jones industrial average flirting with a new high there has been a rash of mega-merger mania.  http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2013-02-20/business/37190427_1_antitrust-enforcement-antitrust-professor-antitrust-officials

Among the mergers are: 1. American Airlines and US Airways 2. Office Depot and OfficeMax 3. Heinz and Berkshire Hathaway and 4. Disney and Lucasfilm including Star Wars.

Now we have a new mega-merger to add to the list.

Star Wars and Star Trek (Disney and Viacom)

Recent actions by the Obama Administration point to such a merger.

1. The White House declared the Death Star to be Dead.  See https://michaelekelley.com/2013/01/29/death-to-the-death-star/

2. The Obama Administration is supporting drones everywhere instead of an army of battle droids. http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content08/droid-army.jpg

I am sure we will be seeing more of the following:

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May the force be with you.

New Obama Dollar Coin Announced

WASHINGTON D.C. – The Treasury Department announced today that they are pressing forward with the minting of a new dollar coin with the silhouette of President Barack Obama.

orange_obama_coinThe President was “thrilled” to hear about the new coin, a White House source confirmed.  He had been “totally furious” that he had spent time the precious week posing for a trillion-dollar platinum coin that would never be minted. See http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/obama-furious-he-wasted-week-posing-for-coin.html

Treasury officials reversed course and decided to commemorate the historical second inauguration.  They will be using funds budgeted before sequestration.

After the overwhelming success of adding color to paper money, the Treasury Department decided to start coloring coins as well.  When asked why the color orange was chosen, Robert Steel of the Treasury Department replied, “The coin is only 10 percent silver and 20 percent nickel so it does not really matter.”

Mr. Steel also announced that the coin would be available in 60 days assuming it passes testing to see if any teeth marks could be detected.

Both Treasury and White House officials collaborated on the coin’s design.  In acknowledgement of all the various religions found in the U.S., the coin will not have the words “In God We Trust.”

The coin fiasco behind him, Mr. Obama has now apparently turned his attention to balancing the budget within the next 100 years.

Captain Kirk Saves Oscars

Trekkies had a lot to celebrate during the Academy Awards.

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Captain Kirk went back in time to 2013 to help Seth McFarlane clean up his act.

The Captain spent 20 minutes giving Seth tips for the show which included several classic song and dance numbers with Seth and other stars.

A special tribute to James Bond movies was well received.

By the end of the night, the big winners were “Life of Pi”, “Argo”, Daniel Day-Lewis and Jennifer Lawrence.

So Trekkies and Engineers everywhere were celebrating what they have known all along: the importance of Pi.

A special appearance by Michelle Obama and her bangs to announce the Best Picture, “Argo”, was also smashing.

Summary of Obama’s 2013 State of the Union Address

First, the winner of the evening: pastel ties.

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Now the goals. [Responsibility Key: C-Congress A-Administration S-States E-Everybody]

  • Put the nation’s interests before party. (C)
  • Cut deficit by $1.5 trillion. (C)
  • Embrace the need for modest reforms (to) our retirement programs. (C)
  • Enact Medicare reforms proposed by the bipartisan Simpson-Bowles commission. (C)
  • Reduce taxpayer subsidies to prescription drug companies. (C)
  • Ask more from the wealthiest seniors. (C)
  • Base medical bills on the quality of care that our seniors receive. (C)
  • Get rid of tax loopholes and deductions for the well-off and well-connected. (C)
  • Pass a budget that replaces reckless cuts with smart savings and wise investments in our future. (C)
  • Ask ourselves three questions as a nation every day: (E)
    • How do we attract more jobs to our shores?
    • How do we equip our people with the skills needed to do those jobs?
    • And how do we make sure that hard work leads to a decent living?
  • Pass the rest of the American Jobs Act to create more than one million new jobs. (C)
  • Create a smarter government that sets priorities and invests in broad-based growth. (C)
  • Make America a magnet for new jobs and manufacturing. (E )
  • Launch of three more manufacturing hubs, state-of-the art labs (A)
    • Where new workers are mastering new technologies
    • Where businesses will partner with the Departments of Defense and Energy and
    • Where regions turn into global centers of high-tech jobs.
  • Create a network of fifteen of these hubs and guarantee that the next revolution in manufacturing is Made in America. (C)
  • Reach a level of research and development not seen since the height of the Space Race. (C)
  • Pursue a bipartisan, market-based solution to climate change. (C)
  • Generate even more Wind energy. (E)
  • Drive costs down even further for Solar energy. (E)
  • Keep cutting red tape and speeding up new oil and gas permits. (A)
  • Encourage research and technology that helps natural gas burn even cleaner and protects our air and water. (C)
  • Use some of our oil and gas revenues to fund an Energy Security Trust that will drive new research and technology to shift our cars and trucks off oil for good. (C)
  • Free our families and businesses from the painful spikes in gas prices we’ve put up with for far too long. (C)
  • Cut in half the energy wasted by our homes and businesses over the next twenty years. (C)
  • Give federal support to states with the best ideas to create jobs and lower energy bills by constructing more efficient buildings. (C)
  • Upgrade our infrastructure, so they’ll bring even more jobs. (C)
  • Start a “Fix-It-First” program to put people to work as soon as possible on our most urgent (infrastructure) repairs. (C)
  • Create a Partnership to Rebuild America that attracts private capital to upgrade what our businesses need most: (C)
    • Modern ports to move our goods;
    • Modern pipelines to withstand a storm; and
    • Modern schools worthy of our children.
  • Pass a bill that would give every responsible homeowner in America the chance to save $3,000 a year by refinancing at today’s rates. (C)
  • Streamline the home buying process, and help our economy grow. (A)
  • Equip our citizens with the skills and training to fill those jobs. (E)
  • Work with states to make high-quality preschool available to every child in America. (A)
  • Give every American student opportunities like graduating their high school with the equivalent of a technical degree from one of our community colleges. (S)
  • Reward schools that (C)
    • Develop new partnerships with colleges and employers, and
    • Create classes that focus on science, technology, engineering, and math.
  • Change the Higher Education Act, so that affordability and value are included in determining which colleges receive certain types of federal aid. (C)
  • Release a new “College Scorecard” that parents and students can use to compare schools based on the most bang for your educational buck. (A)
  • Put more boots on the southern border. (A)
  • Establish a responsible pathway to earned citizenship. (C)
  • Fix the legal immigration system (C) to
    • Cut waiting periods,
    • Reduce bureaucracy, and
    • Attract the highly skilled entrepreneurs and engineers.
  • Send me a comprehensive immigration reform bill in the next few months. (C)
  • Pass the Violence Against Women Act. (C)
  • Declare that women should earn a living equal to their efforts, and pass the Paycheck Fairness Act this year. (C)
  • Raise the federal minimum wage to $9.00 an hour. (C)
  • Tie the minimum wage to the cost of living. (C)
  • Offer incentives to companies that hire Americans who’ve got what it takes to fill that job opening, but have been out of work so long that no one will give them a chance. (C)
  • Put people back to work rebuilding vacant homes in run-down neighborhoods. (C)
  • Partner with 20 of the hardest-hit towns in America to get these communities back on their feet. (A)
  • Work with local leaders to target resources at public safety, education, and housing. (A)
  • Give new tax credits to businesses that hire and invest. (C)
  • Work to strengthen families (C) by
    • Removing the financial deterrents to marriage for low-income couples, and
    • Doing more to encourage fatherhood.
  • Bring another 34,000 American troops come home from Afghanistan. (A)
  • Negotiate an agreement with the Afghan government that focuses on two missions (C) :
    • Training and equipping Afghan forces and
    • Supporting counterterrorism efforts.
  • Help countries like Yemen, Libya, and Somalia provide for their own security (C).
  • Help allies who take the fight to terrorists, as we have in Mali. (C)
  • Take direct action against those terrorists who pose the gravest threat to Americans. (C)
  • Forge a durable legal and policy framework to guide our counterterrorism operations. (A)
  • Ensure that our targeting, detention, and prosecution of terrorists remains consistent with our laws and system of checks and balances. (A)
  • Ensure that our efforts are even more transparent to the American people and to the world. (A)
  • Lead the effort to prevent the spread of the world’s most dangerous weapons. (C)
  • Stand by our allies, strengthen our own missile defense, and lead the world in taking firm action in response to these (North Korean) threats. (C)
  • Do what is necessary to prevent them (Iran) from getting a nuclear weapon. (C)
  • Engage Russia to seek further reductions in our nuclear arsenals. (A)
  • Lead the global effort to secure nuclear materials that could fall into the wrong hands. (A)
  • Face the rapidly growing threat from cyber-attacks. (A)
  • Strengthen our cyber defenses (A) by
    • Increasing information sharing, and
    • Developing standards to protect our national security, our jobs, and our privacy.
  • Give our government a greater capacity to secure our networks and deter attacks. (C)
  • Complete negotiations on a Trans-Pacific Partnership. (A)
  • Launch talks on a comprehensive Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership with the European Union. (A)
  • Join with our allies to eradicate such extreme poverty in the next two decades (A):
    • By connecting more people to the global economy and empowering women;
    • By giving our young and brightest minds new opportunities to serve and helping communities to feed, power, and educate themselves;
    • By saving the world’s children from preventable deaths; and
    • By realizing the promise of an AIDS-free generation.
  • Remain the anchor of strong alliances (A)
    • From the Americas to Africa;
    • From Europe to Asia
    • In the Middle East.
  • Stand with citizens as they demand their universal rights, and support stable transitions to democracy. (A)
  • Do not dictate the course of change in countries like Egypt. (A)
  • Insist on respect for the fundamental rights of all people. (A)
  • Keep the pressure on a Syrian regime that has murdered its own people. (A)
  • Support opposition leaders that respect the rights of every Syrian. (A)
  • Stand steadfast with Israel in pursuit of security and a lasting peace. (C)
  • Do whatever we must to protect those who serve their country abroad. (C)
  • Maintain the best military in the world. (C)
  • Invest in new capabilities, even as we reduce waste and wartime spending. (C)
  • Ensure equal treatment for all service members, and equal benefits for their families – gay and straight. (C)
  • Draw upon the courage and skills of our sisters and daughters. (E)
  • Give our veterans the benefits, education, and job opportunities they have earned. (C)
  • Do our part to make sure our God-given rights are protected here at home. (C)
  • Announce a non-partisan commission to improve the voting experience in America. (A)
  • Protect our most precious resource: our children. (E)
  • Reduce gun violence (C) by
    • Adding background checks
    • Sign tough new laws to prevent anyone from buying guns for resale to criminals.
    • Get weapons of war and massive ammunition magazines off our streets.
  • Make what difference we can, to secure this nation, expand opportunity, and uphold our ideals through the hard, often frustrating, but absolutely necessary work of self-government. (C)
  • Look out for our fellow Americans the same way they look out for one another, every single day, usually without fanfare, all across this country. (E)

Whew!  We have some work to do.

Petition for Beer

… specifically to get the White House home brewed beer recipe!


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/21/white-house-beer-recipe-obama_n_1818531.html

Let’s get to the truth!