#IfICouldTurnBackTheClock I Would Think First

When you want to change your mind but can’t.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I should have tried to land feet first instead of on my back.

2.  I should have checked the water temperature first.

3.  I should have looked for an easy way to get out of the water.

4.  I should have gone to the bathroom first.

Enjoy!

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#IWillBeOkayAsSoonAs I Eat

When you just gotta have something to eat.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I am sick of eating healthy.  Especially flowers.

2.  I can’t wait to eat your bananas.

3.  And don’t expect me to scratch your back in return.

4.  Crap, my hair is a mess.  I should have used conditioner.

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Special thanks to Ishara Kidkara of AFP/Getty Images.

#QuitYourJobIn5Words – Gotta Go Play #Pokemon Go

When you can’t resist the urge to play.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Help! I am being chased by 50 million people.

2.  Whose idea was it to have the Nintendo convention on the 13th floor?

3.  I swear these elevators are getting smaller.

4.  Please take your hands off of me.  I am sensitive.

Enjoy!  Pikachu love you!

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Special thanks to Johannes Eisele of AFP/Getty Images.

#HardKnocks For President Obama

This guy keeps getting knocked down.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Help! I’ve fallen and can’t get up.

2.  Those darn Republicans.  Can’t they leave me alone and go after Hillary?

3.  That’s it.  No more gettin’ down with the youngins and tryin’ skateboarding.

4.  My booty ain’t got the Kardashian it used to.

5.  Oh that wasn’t a water slide?

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Special thanks to Jacquelyn Martin of AP.

#IShouldGetAMedalFor Hanging Around

When you are really good at something, you should stick with it.

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That’s right.  I hang around a lot, all the time.

1.  In my car. Waiting for my morning coffee.

2.  On the phone.  Waiting for my favorite government agency to get to my call.

3.  By the bathroom of the baseball stadium.  Waiting for a stall.

4.  And my personal favorite, in front of the television.  Waiting  for my chance to pick a show.

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Special thanks to Aris Messinis of AFP/Getty Images.

#FridayFeeling

When you love something so much, you can’t let it go.

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Who knew monkeys liked bowling.

2.  When your mattress is failing you, anything will do.

3.  The latest in monkey exercise: Monkey Pilates.

4.  This little guy just likes the color yellow.

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Special thanks to Michael Probst of AP.

I Hate Being #Ignored

Hello!?

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Some people have tunnel vision.

2.  They look like a nice couple.  Hey you want to be my friend?

3.  Oh. Maybe they don’t know each other.  Can I introduce you guys?

4.  I should have bought the bigger module.

5.  Crap, I think I am floating toward the waterfall!

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Special thanks to Robin Van Lonkhuijsen of the European Pressphoto Agency.

#WhyICantBeAVampire – Water

That is correct.  Water.

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Here is why.

1.  Water is wet and I am from Arizona, one of the driest places in the Universe.

2.  Water ruins my paperwork and us vampires have a lot of it.

3.  Sure I enjoyed skimboarding in Phoenix streets after a rain, but I could fall and break something at my age.

4.  Water has been known to dilute blood!

There you go. Enjoy!

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Special thanks to Francisco Seco of AP.

Searching for #Freedom

When you know you are close.

 

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Select your favorite caption for the Statute of Liberty.

1.  Thanks for the red scarf.  I was thinking my outfit was kind of plain.

2.  Shoot. I think I grabbed the kaleidoscope by mistake.

3.  Maybe if I put down this ball of yarn, I could focus better.

4.  Don’t you hate it when birds try to sit on you?

5.  What were we looking for again?

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All Hands Meeting

Don’t you love these kinds of meetings?

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Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Just one more and that will do it.

2.  I can’t believe I went to a 4 year college for this.

3.  Maybe we should play that song, you know, “Red Hands”?

4.  How do I get out of here without knocking some over?

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Part of National Reconciliation Week 2016, the ‘Sea of Hands’ installation is for Australians to reflect on Australias national identity and the place of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander histories and cultures in the nations story. Thanks to William West/AFP/Getty Images for the photograph.