When you just gotta buy something because you will save money.
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1. I can’t wait to open my own mattress store.
2. I can’t wait to resell all these no-name printers.
3. I should have bought my Uncle’s minivan after all.
4. Crap, I think my chain just broke.
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When you are so tightly wound up, that you explode.
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1. Swwwwaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnngggg!
2. Now I know where all my missing hangers went.
3. This is what happens when you give an Erector set to a 70 year old artist.
4. Looks like the Guinness record holder for the largest Brillo pad.
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When you just gotta do something and THEN think about it.
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1. This is gonna be awesome.
2. It is so hot today. I can’t wait to cool off.
3. Should I go for a record belly flop or the last-minute flip and feet first?
4. Crap! Maybe I should have checked the depth of the water first.
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Thanks to K M Chuadary of AP.
As Crunch Berries breakfast cereal is becoming more popular …
So are more Crunch Berries Caps.
Also more people are demanding that Quaker Oats continue to sell boxes of pure Crunch Berries.
Oh. Sorry to interrupt. I have just been told this is NOT a Crunch Berries Convention but instead is a meeting of Catholic Bishops.
Never mind!
In memory of Gilda Radner.
Thanks to Alessandra Tarantino of AP.
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It’s a dogs life.
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1. Where are we going?
2. Is that the beach? I hate hot sand.
3. Will there be a hot dog stand?
4. I should have brought my other swim suit.
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When you feel like breaking a record, just remember …
“LONGEST PIZZA DISRUPTS ITALIAN TRAFFIC”
This is a 1.1 mile long 16 inch wide margherita pizza made in Naples, Italy.
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1. Can I get a free slice?.
2. Can I get wine with a slice?.
3. Can I jump over the pizza to get to the water’s edge?
4. How many people have stepped in the pizza so far?
5. Did you also set a record for longest roll of aluminum foil?
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Thanks to Ciro Fusco, European Pressphoto Agency.
When you do not feel like do anything. Just remember …
This could be you.
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1. Last time I volunteer to take pictures at the next location without knowing where it is.
2. Next time I will look at the stadium map before buying tickets.
3. Do you think the soda vendor comes up this high?
4. Shoot! There are no restrooms up here.
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Thanks to Ritchie B. Tongo, European Pressphoto Agency.
When you get the feeling that you forgot something but cannot remember what it is.
You just pored your heart and soul into a new, awesome technological thing like a futuristic automobile. You slaved day and night and sometimes weekends to get it right.
Then it hits you.
Crap! We forgot the engine!!!
Do we do electric, gas or hybrid?
Do we even have room for an engine?
This could get exciting.
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When you have seen Alfred Hitchcock’s famous movie.
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1. Everyone cover your head with a hat and your mouth with a glove.
2. We need to round up all those neighborhood stray cats.
3. Better set up some bird feeders in the parking lot.
4. Good thing I wore white today.
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Even medical clinics are getting into the act.
I wish they had done this when I was getting shots as a kid.
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