When you just gotta slow down around those highway curves.
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1. This is making me thirsty.
2. I was supposed to have the day off to drink.
3. I wonder how much recycling money this is worth?
4. Crap, I think my squeegee just tore. Who came up with the name squeegee?
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When you want to change your mind but can’t.
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1. I should have tried to land feet first instead of on my back.
2. I should have checked the water temperature first.
3. I should have looked for an easy way to get out of the water.
4. I should have gone to the bathroom first.
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When you just gotta have something to eat.
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1. I am sick of eating healthy. Especially flowers.
2. I can’t wait to eat your bananas.
3. And don’t expect me to scratch your back in return.
4. Crap, my hair is a mess. I should have used conditioner.
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When you can’t resist the urge to play.
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1. Help! I am being chased by 50 million people.
2. Whose idea was it to have the Nintendo convention on the 13th floor?
3. I swear these elevators are getting smaller.
4. Please take your hands off of me. I am sensitive.
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This guy keeps getting knocked down.
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1. Help! I’ve fallen and can’t get up.
2. Those darn Republicans. Can’t they leave me alone and go after Hillary?
3. That’s it. No more gettin’ down with the youngins and tryin’ skateboarding.
4. My booty ain’t got the Kardashian it used to.
5. Oh that wasn’t a water slide?
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When you are really good at something, you should stick with it.
That’s right. I hang around a lot, all the time.
1. In my car. Waiting for my morning coffee.
2. On the phone. Waiting for my favorite government agency to get to my call.
3. By the bathroom of the baseball stadium. Waiting for a stall.
4. And my personal favorite, in front of the television. Waiting for my chance to pick a show.
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When you love something so much, you can’t let it go.
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1. Who knew monkeys liked bowling.
2. When your mattress is failing you, anything will do.
3. The latest in monkey exercise: Monkey Pilates.
4. This little guy just likes the color yellow.
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Hello!?
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1. Some people have tunnel vision.
2. They look like a nice couple. Hey you want to be my friend?
3. Oh. Maybe they don’t know each other. Can I introduce you guys?
4. I should have bought the bigger module.
5. Crap, I think I am floating toward the waterfall!
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That is correct. Water.
Here is why.
1. Water is wet and I am from Arizona, one of the driest places in the Universe.
2. Water ruins my paperwork and us vampires have a lot of it.
3. Sure I enjoyed skimboarding in Phoenix streets after a rain, but I could fall and break something at my age.
4. Water has been known to dilute blood!
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When you know you are close.
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1. Thanks for the red scarf. I was thinking my outfit was kind of plain.
2. Shoot. I think I grabbed the kaleidoscope by mistake.
3. Maybe if I put down this ball of yarn, I could focus better.
4. Don’t you hate it when birds try to sit on you?
5. What were we looking for again?
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