If You’re Happy and You Know It

Ever have one of those days where you can’t contain your joy?

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1.  Yippee!  Cowboy hats and tutus are on sale after Christmas!

2.  I’m stylin’. I’m stylin’.

3.  It’s rodeo time and that clown ain’t got nothin’ on me.

4.  My FitBit works no matter what I wear!

5.  Hitchhikers don’t look like they used to.

Enjoy!

Disney World Ticket Sales Skyrocket

Ever have one of those days? You know when EVERYONE goes to Disney World?

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1.  How fast does this monorail go?

2.  More importantly, how quickly does it stop?

3.  I wish this monorail had cup holders.

4.  Note to self: Next time bring suction cups.

5.  Note to self #2: Bring extra suction cups to sell.

6.  Are we there yet?

Enjoy!

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Jimmy’s Snow Day

Does your dog follow you everywhere?  Here is what this one might say.

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1.  Did you know that plastic shovels have a 3 month lifespan?

2.  Did you know that you look like Jimmy Fallon from the back too?

3.  Brrr.  Can we go inside now?

4.  Do you realize your car is under that?

5.  I feel like an Irish Setter.  Let’s go warm up with some Irish Coffee.

Enjoy!

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Hilarious E*TRADE Baby Video

Click on this link  and then the first video box to see it.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-12-11/stocks-slammed-worst-week-black-monday-amid-crude-credit-carnage

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You can also see it and other videos at collegehumor.com.

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Santa Can Scuba Dive

The jolly ol’ man is everywhere this time of year.

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1.  Do you ever feel like someone is watching you?

2. I hope these fish like their Bright Eyes pets.  They can help them see in the dark.

3. Maybe the radio stations won’t play “Grandma Got Run Over”  this year.

4. Let’s see the Tooth Fairy do this.

Enjoy!

Lonely Tree Speaks Its Mind

Ever feel lonely like the tree below?

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This is what the tree might say if it could talk.

1.  Hello?  Anybody there?

2. I really do not need to be tied down.  I am not going any where.

3. Seriously?  You put me here for what reason?

4. I would rather be in a warm shopping mall with noisy people.

Enjoy!

If you are feeling lonely, please call someone, anyone.

Romans Lend Me Your … Attention

Do you ever seek attention and get none?

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1.  Darn helmet is too tight.

2. Were we supposed to do the reenactment this Tuesday or next Tuesday?

3. Oh crap.  I forgot about Daylight Savings Time.

4. That shadow better not be Goliath.

Enjoy!

Hank Paulson Caption Contest

According to Hank Paulson, former Treasury Secretary, who helped save the big banks, there is a big difference between 2007 and now.

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1.  What inequality gap?  It has only grown by THIS MUCH!  Ha. Ha. Ha.

2. The Federal Reserve has kept interest rates at .025 for THIS LONG and credit card companies are still charging 24%.  Hee. Hee. Hee.

3. Thanks to my HUGE circle of friends, Goldman has 4 of the 5 regional Fed presidents voting in 2017.  Yuck. Yuck. Yuck.

4. The big banks have only gotten THIS MUCH BIGGER.  Ya ha ha.

5. My dachshund has grown and is this LONG now.  Ho. Ho. Ho.

Ok.  Maybe this isn’t so funny.

Thumping Pumpkin Race

Who thought thumping (huge) pumpkins could float?

 

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1.  My legs!  My legs!

2.  I won because I snacked on the inside.

3.  Do you smell butternut squash soup?

4.  Boy, this swimsuit will never be the same.

5.  Now to go celebrate with a Pumpkin Ale and a piece of Pumpkin Pie!  Not necessarily at the same time.

Enjoy!

Topsy Turvy

If you think your life is crazy, take a look at this.

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Okay.  Is this house right side up or upside down?

Is the little blue car a fake or real?

These and other mysteries must be solved immediately.

Enjoy!