I wish more mints would speak up.
The world would be a much better place.
Try to say something nice today.
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CrowdFunning
Can’t you get all 12,975 Filipinos in the picture? My Mom can.
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. The other right.
2. Okay put away the red glasses. There is always one in a crowd!
3. Better avoid the yogurt shops after this. They will be swamped!
4. We are the champions, my friend.
This is a photo of 12,975 Filipinos dancing to Zumba to set a World Record.
Enjoy!
I Think I Can. I Think I Can.
Ever feel like there is a rabbit right behind you trying to over take you?
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. I could use some Rocky theme music right now.
2. Alley oop whatever that means!
3. Should I push or pull the last bit?
4. Good thing I had the breakfast of champions.
Enjoy!
Now What
Ever achieve something and then wonder now what?
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. I wonder where this pipe goes?
2. Good thing I brought a rope. Oh, crap. Where is my rope?
3. Oh, oh. I just saw a pair of eyes inside.
4. I really hated to lose that boogie board.
Enjoy!
Bad Hair Day
Ever have one of those days?
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. I’m stylin’. I’m stylin’.
2. I hate when it rains right after a perm.
3. Beach fever. Beach fever. We know how to do it.
4. Let’s see the Shaggy Dog do this.
Enjoy!
Bears Gone Wild
This bear thinks he can catch the cyclist. What do you think?
Pick your favorite caption from the following choices.
1. How can that guy wear shorts in this weather?
2. Hey you. Am I in time for the triathlon?
3. I should have waited to have my fish dinner.
4. Did that guy smell like Honey Boo Boo?
Let me know your favorite. Have a great day.
Iraq Launches PFI (Patio Furniture Initiative)
Iraq is not taking the war sitting down as it launches the PFI.
Who wants to shoot rifles all day long while standing up or kneeling?
Well obviously Iraq doesn’t. Consequently, Iraq has announced a goal of one plastic patio chair for every two soldiers. They will take turns sitting while shooting.
Some 4,000 Sunni tribal fighters are participating in the fight in Anbar province, al-Assadi said Tuesday. Ramadi is surrounded from three sides by Iraqi forces, he said.
Therefore, Iraq needs 2,000 plastic patio chairs and they need your help.
Please go to http://www.gofundme.com/ and help Iraq meet their goal.
Thanks to USAToday for the photo.
Muppets Gone Wild
“Will someone get these Muppets out of my face!”
Sorry but those are Sock Puppets. Manuela Carmena, the new Mayor of Madrid Spain, just insulted Muppets everywhere.
Sock Puppets have been multiplying like crazy but continue to be confused with their comedy rivals, the Muppets.
One indignant Muppet, Bald Eagle, in an attempt to encourage competition was recently quoted as saying, “Sock it to me.”
Never Ever Take The Last One
The following is good advice for anyone with a significant other.
What is ironic is this is the opposite of a pitcher of water. When I was growing up in the southwest, we had a pitcher of water in the refrigerator. [Note: This is long before refrigerator’s had a water line and built-in ice makers.]
Nobody would take the last cup of water from the pitcher because then you had to fill up the pitcher with water again. We would rather die of thirst before doing that.
On the other hand, nobody hesitates to take the last donut or the last piece of pie.
I am here to advise you that if you want to have a long-lasting relationship, you need to offer the last piece to your significant other before you scarf it down.
But if your significant other is not around, try this.
Just a thought. Now I am getting hungry.
Pick The Bubble Boy Caption
Take a look at this picture. Can you pick your favorite caption?
Here are the choices. Please pick your favorite.
1. Whew! It smells like a men’s locker room in here.
2. Is that the edge of the cliff behind me?
3. Maybe someone should have put air holes in this thing.
4. Is my time up yet? I am more phobic than I thought.
5. Does this come with a barf bag?
6. I am definitely taking a shower and washing my clothes after this.
7. If this thing pops, do I get a refund?
Hope you enjoyed this.
Michael E Kelley 