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Obama and Assad Imitate Cosby

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President Obama wasn’t going to let Syria’s President Bashar Assad be the only one with a Bill Cosby impersonation.

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The President is seen here saying, “Anybody got any frizzle frazzle?”

The Obama response was prompted by a news report on  The Daily Show Tuesday Sept 10 by Aasif Mandvi.  In this video clip of the report is a Cosby impersonation by Assad during his Charm Offensive.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-september-9-2013/inglourious-bashar—charm-offensive

Enjoy these rare moments between wars as politicians let down their guard.

For some reason I am suddenly craving a pudding pop.

 

Obama Uses New Stealth Golf Cart

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Obama, shown below, steps into the latest US technology on his summer vacation.

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The $90 million prototype features a 4 foot high translucent screen that surrounds the cart which is equipped with a silent electric motor.  Many tiny cameras, strategically placed around the cart, project the scenery to the opposite side to make the cart invisible.

Press Secretary, Jay Carney, said, “The stealth features of the cart and its mobility are better than a Harry Potter invisibility cloak.”

The President was enjoying his vacation and the new invention until a golfer did not see the cart and blasted a tee shot into one of the screens.  That prompted Obama to quip, “We’ll have to work on bullet proof screens next.”  The President’s comment resulted in a 10% jump in the futures price of bullet proof commodities.

Rumors are circling that Halliburton wants to purchase 100 of the stealth carts for their petroleum engineers in Iraq even though nobody has seen a petroleum engineer in Iraq in 3 years.

It Is Here And It Is Free

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The wait is finally over for our family and friends!.  No it is not the iPhone 6!

brian_promoBelow you can read for free the beginning of my fictional novella entitled “The Assassination of Political Robocalls.”

This futuristic murder mystery features several plot twists.

WHO SHOT THE PRESIDENT?

The year is 2034 and people are celebrating the 20th Anniversary of The Amendment.  Suddenly the President is shot.

Click the following link to read a FREE copy of the beginning of this fascinating book. the_assassination_of_political_robocalls_20130612_chap1

THIS IS YOUR FUTURE!

This must-read book features over 25 predictions for the future. How many will you find and how many will come true?

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http://www.lulu.com/shop/michael-kelley/the-assassination-of-political-robocalls/hardcover/product-21119862.html

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Warning: Doing Something Too Long May Become Permanent

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Or at least that is what my Mother told me.

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Here Malia Obama learns what happens when you cross your eyes for too long.

It becomes permanent.

Notice the two kids in the bottom of the picture.  They freaked out when they looked into Malia’s eyes.  They will never be the same.

President Obama Puts The Pedal To The Medal

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It is not every day you get to see how productive a President can be.

President Barack Obama pedals bicycle-powered emergency water-sanitation station for Payton Karr, 16, left, and Kiona Elliott, 18, center, both from Oakland Park, Fla., to help demonstrate their invention, Monday, April 22, 2103, in the East Garden of the White House in Washington, where the president hosted the White House Science Fair to celebrate the student winners of a broad range of science, technology, engineering and math (STEM) competitions from across the country. The bicycle filters E. Coli and other harmful pathogens from contaminated water. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

President Obama is filtering water for drinking.  See this article for more information.

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-pedals-bike-3rd-white-house-science-fair-211943791–politics.html

 

 

Death to the Death Star

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Recently a White House Petition at the “We The People” website received the required 25,000 signatures.  This particular petition asked for the government to build a Death Star by 2016 to boost job creation and bolster national defense.

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Because it received the required signatures, the White House had to respond. Thus Paul Shawcross, Chief of Science and Space at the White House Office of Management and Budget, formulated the following reply.

  • Financially
    • It costs $850,000,000,000,000,000
    • We need to reduce the budget not expand it.
  • Morally
    • The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
  • Practically
    • It is a flawed concept – can be exploited by a one-man starship.

Evidently the answer is no.  Maybe the next Administration will be more lenient.