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Stop In the Name of Love
This is the Federal Reserve Board (Fed) Chairwoman, Janet Yellen.
She probably doesn’t dance like she used to, but she still gets around.
Pick your favorite caption to go with this photo.
1. I have 5 grandkids. How many do you have?
2. You know the cop on the Monopoly board that sticks his hand out and says, “Go to jail”? Well, I am nothing like him.
3. Congress, you silly old goats, will you stop harassing me?
4. Let’s make a deal. I will not increase interest rates for 5 months in exchange for less harassment.
5. We give you five five mints in one. You know, five money printing presses in one country.
You have to hand it to Janet, she has a nice smile.
Have a great day!
Hitting The Wall Lying Down
Ever have one of THOSE days?
Well this guy did. Can you pick the best caption?
1. This beats a cement bench.
2. I see’d when I should have saw’d.
3. Next time I will take my dog for less than a 30 mile hike.
4. In the dark this looks a lot like my bicycle.
5. Dude, where’s my car?
6. I like waking up smelling like pine.
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When A Sign Is Worth One Word
Sometimes people hurry. And when they do they make mistakes.
Here is another example.
The one word I was thinking of was “oops”.
By the way the second sign was an attempt to spell “secede” as in secede from the union.
Thanks to Brainjet.com.
24 x 7 Wayne’s World
Looks like my Holiday Wish for a 24 by 7 COMEDY internet service will come true.
Okay it probably will NOT air Wayne’s World reruns for 24 hours a day every day of the week.
But the point is somebody either listened to me or had a similar idea.
Back before Christmas, I wished for 7 things. One was a wish for “an internet casting site dedicated to COMEDY”. Here is the Holiday Wish post.
https://michaelekelley.com/2014/12/18/holiday-wish-list/
Now it looks like NBC will launch such a service.
See, wishes do come true.
What do you wish for?
Bubble Gum and Baseball Captions
Here is a whopper of a bubble by Bobby Abreu. Which is your favorite caption?
1. I was hoping to intimidate the pitcher. Next time I will pop it at the plate.
2. I dedicate this pink rose to my Mom.
3. Let’s see my competition do this.
4. I hope I didn’t scare anybody.
5. I am able to do this because I played trumpet in grade school.
6. Next time I will shave first. This could get messy.
Thanks to Getty Images, Bobby Abreu and my followers.
Cute Chicks
Hey I am talking about these cute baby owls. Pick your favorite caption.
1. H’owl you doin’?
2. That new hair dryer works really well.
3. I feel incomplete. Are you sure you can’t find the hair spray?
4. Here comes that pesky dog. Let’s pretend to be soft pine cones again.
5. Ah, who gives a hoot?
Have a nice day.
Pick the Exploding Kitten Caption
Can you name the correct caption?
Here are the choices. Please pick your favorite.
1. Ay, caramba!
2. This world sucks! I need to find a new one.
3. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
4. I guess I shouldn’t have put those fireworks in my back pocket and sat on the stove.
5. Springsteen, I’m on fire!
6. I’m burnin’ for you! No, not you. You.
Hope you enjoyed this. Thanks to Elan Lee and crew.
Pick The Funny Oscar Caption
The Academy Awards were great. Here is Oprah’s big moment.
Now can you pick the funniest caption for her big moment.
1. I finally won my own Oscar!
2. What? The Lego Movie song, Everything is Awesome, didn’t win?
3. Hey, this is yellow, not gold!
4. So this is not a real Oscar?
5. This is just the temporary one right?
6. Awesome! They want me for the Lego Movie 2!
7. Get outta here! No I mean get out of here!
Thanks for participating.
Can You Name The Office Caption?
Take a closer look at this picture. Can you name the correct caption?
Here are the choices. Please pick your favorite.
1. Pinata time!
2. Ring around the rosie!
3. Just the fax, man.
4. This is the last time this printer/fax machine jams.
5. To the moon, Alice!
6. Thank goodness we have 20 other 30 year-old printers.
7. I love my job. I love my job.
Hope you enjoyed this. Thanks to MarketWatch.com and Office Space.
Michael E Kelley 